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Nergatron to the rescue!

So when is the soccerball world series?

he's also a fucktard.

not very nice

Mayb I should just remove nerging altogether?

Nergatron disapproves, taking away my raison d'être.

Wow, how good have the last few pages been?

This is the first bike I've seen that made the DA groupset look good:

clearly not seen

In response to this thread *

https://www.lfgss.com/thread63946.html

I received the following flounce message from BlackGriffin

Dear Alias of someone.

What's your problem?*

So I started a thread about how the sweaty warhammer geek squad style internet humour annoyed me on the forum and suggested a feature enhancement that might enable a fun way of boycotting it, I got a satisfactory response from the organ grinder and had nothing more to say on the matter, I predicted that the facile little monkeys of the forum would jump in with their 'comedy gold' and ignored the thread. Big fucking deal.*

I don't know why me getting wound up about something, that doesn't really wind me up that much, has wound people up so much.*

Anyway, your comedy is to the internet what Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps is to television. I know some of you are a bunch of real life mates who like to banter and this is great for you all, I enjoy much of it myself but this is just stupid.*

Re: Keith Haring, I don't think his sexuality and his subsequent death from AIDS is funny, I don't think throwing about the word 'gay' to be derogatory is funny either. It's homophobic, I know it wasn't you but I'm going to tar you with the same brush anyway because you seem like a prick.

It appears that I have been taken too seriously, maybe because I didn't put 'lol' at the end of my sentences and it seems that without this, retarded little twats are incapable of working out that there is perhaps a small amount of lightheartedness in what has been written.

Anyway. All the best to you, enjoy your fun and games.You will be pleased to hear I am embarking on a 'flounce' based upon the fact that I am recovering from an illness and have a lot of time on my hands to send peoples aliases private messages on internet forums, which I don't think is a good thing and that the forum seems to be suffering a slump in content quality and I simply have no better response than this.

Instead of whining on the thread

NERG HIM!

See how quickly we can fuck his trader rep.

oh

I hate it when people misuse acronyms. OH meaning other half.
Can we enhance the ignore function for pricks like this?

I'd love to be able to filter out words and abbreviations that irritate the hell out of me.

Would it be possible to create a feature where you could chose to replace words like 'nerg', 'repost' or 'lol' etc. with 'this poster is a twat' or something in your personal forum view.

Thanks

BG

Nergatron had to come out of retirement for this one.

What an oversensitive chap is NickGriffin, probably why he does not like nergers.

Nergatron is sad

Nergatron has had his wheels buckled by big interwebs bully ;-)

He is also looking for love, where is Nergatroyd?

or just no rep system?

nergatron would have no reason to continue

shudders

why is nergatron still stuck in the nurgery?

Nerg

Nerg

Nerg

mergatron is too slow

am trying to locate the allspark to boost my powers

http://www.timelaps.co.uk/assets/uploads/EVENTREPORT.aspx?eventid=147CrowthorneWood14/11/2010#Fun%20Male

It was rather appropriate that we took part in the "Fun Men" race

Utter bunch of joylords

The Brokeback MBC had its inaugural outing today. The crew were Hendrik, Unharmed and XXXXing XXXXX. Given the nature of the club we were happy to arrive to discover the ground had been well lubed and our entry was easily facilitated with a bribe of £19 so we slipped in to the desired dark moist place .

The scribe had an interesting day - having lost a chainring bolt on the way to the race it was looking like an abortion of a day (and you thought man man love could not create progeny requiring termination). Thanks to one of the equipment suppliers fixing the bike with a cable tie the rider had no excuses left for not participating. Unharmed was on his trusty comedy sized bike. Next to a normal human being it looks huge, under his large physique it actually looks like a kids BMX, due to his amazing amount of visible seatpost.

Hendrik was no virgin and demonstrated with his prompt ejaculation from the front of the pack. The club whippet was on his trusty overly colour matched machine - "Blue and Green should never be seen" was the order of the day. The klaxon sounded and he fucked off, never to be seen for the next hour as he rushed around the circuit at ludicrous speed. From all accounts he had a great day coming in 13th overall. Despite people commenting on his using more road orientated tyres it did not seem to stop him staying proud and upright, he is all wham bam thank you man and his day of cruising the forest gained him love and adulation.

The unknown writer and Unharmed were in for a different day of cherry popping and it was not a gentle one. The terrain was filthy, wet, and our race began after the course had been used continuously for the previous 3 hours, it looked as if a proficient wanker had been out polishing the knobbles of the roots of every tree in the woods. So off we set at a slightly more leisurely pace than Hendrik. My day was frustrated by a lack of smooth technique, and this caused the gag reflex to be invoked regularly as mouthfuls of filth were consumed. Åt times I appeared to spend more time pedalling Australian style, with my back on the ground and the bike in the air. Fitness was not the issue, heart rate was well controlled for most of the day but an inability to achieve climax and loss of rhythm at crucial moments was a continual bugbear for the afternoon.

Halfway through round 2 I encountered Unharmed, loitering on top of another failed conquest of mine, he was looking frustrated, he had suffered a dysfunction with his tackle. His use violent use of the chain in a puddle of filthy fluids had caused it to jam in a tight spot, further pedalling caused him to rip a new arsehole in his rear (mech). The poor man had the walk of shame back to the start, to buy and fit a new mech before carrying on. As was befitting our club we pedalled and splashed around for a bit before I had another struggle reaching the climax of a hill which result in him almost rear ending me.

I left him swearing at my flirtatious placing of my arse in his path and carried on. The second lap was where my lack of technique really came to show itself. I was making good time on the flat and uphill sections of fire road but the moment any actual skill was required people could over take me. Clearly there is a lot of technique to be developed. Given that over 100 men entered the forest there were a huge number who must have succumbed and drowned or been so utterly fucked they could not complete. As such Unharmed's official last place is odd as there were many more who ended up as DNF

I am sure the Brokeback MBC will be enjoying further filthy orgies in the outdoors, we are a club for those that have been banned or blackballed from all sensible institutions. For those into bestiality we may even open up the subsidiary, BrokeCamelback MBC.

I am sorry, I am new here. This is not recorded as sold, so I was hoping I might be lucky.

I have done some basic research, my friends say 532 tubbing is really good and that aerospokes look really cool. I was hoping to find a whole bike rather than build one as it will be easier.

I was nicknamed mole at school so just reversed it for the internet.

i want one that looks really nice

is this still for sale?

are any of these made with 532 tubbing, my friend said they are the best around

what are the best fixie bikes for a grand?

maxstilwell

wot collar iz it