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They are beeping at you to get out of the way, they give proper clearance because they are driving in the middle of the road to begin with and they may not be wearing a neck brace and blinkers but they probably don't have any hands on the wheel either. :p

Where were you in Italy? Sounds nice.

Not so obvious caption competition

"That's funny, my mouth tastes of monkey nuts"

London

Its shit

Had a week in Italy, clean air, considerate drivers etc

Yesterday had a bitch of a journey across london with 2 bags and a bike box.

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It sounds like a real pine in the neck.

Shouldn't that be "pine in the mouth"?

That would have been a lot funnier.

Yes, I feel your pine.

It sounds like a real pine in the neck.

Is it pineful?

On the topic of long winded humour:

So, there’s a man crawling through the desert.

...

Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone. Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, “BETTER NATE THAN LEVER,” he ran over the snake.

"Lever" doesn't rhyme with "never".

I thought that both alu and steel had more-or-less constant coefficients of thermal expansion over the range of temperatures you can achieve in a garage... but I can't find any nice graphs, so feel free to set me right.

Saw a google answers thing suggesting that heating alu inside steel might crush the alu when it expanded, making it easier to get out when it contracts again, which sounds (more) plausible.

Anecdotally - heating never worked for me, though cooling has done.

I only use my death shed to indulge my passion for entomology.

There's really no better place to commit seppuku when your football team loses a game of football to another football team.

I'll certainly be supporting England in the WC but if/when we go out I wouldn't be as gutted as if my club had lost.

I'll also be supporting England while I'm in the bog.

10) To take steps to allow for some queries to exclude Classifieds if desired (perhaps an option on your UserCp)

kisskisskiss

the answer to anything stuck to anything is heat. just pour a load of oxy-propane heat on it and pull. it will move. of course the paint will be utterly buggered, but the surfaces of the metal will not.

Well, except in the unlikely event that it's aluminium inside steel, because aluminium expands more than steel, so heat would only make the problem worse. I can't think of anywhere that might happen. Maybe some kind of aluminium pole, or post, inside some kind of steel tube...? No, I agree, seems pretty unlikely.

Oh and while I think about it the search should have some easy way of excluding any sale threads.

This.

Oh, and all that stuff that everyone said about not picking on people.

jizz on her crumpets

Done, thanks.

This morning I caught a girl in my flat adding Philadelphia to a large bowlful of my posh expensive pasta. WTF? I've got kilos of penne to nick if you really can't afford 50p to buy some of your own...

Still, at least she was kind enough to leave about a third of a portion in the bottom of the box.

Flatmates, milk:

A big sticky label with "Milk Experiment" written on it should do the trick.

If it still goes missing, start adding progressively larger amounts of green food colouring.

This actually brought a tear to my eye.

+1!

Lot of people seem to find that the CS destroys the corrosion before the post, and you can then yank it out - but mine dissolved from the inside out, and I had to wait until the whole post had changed into a foul-smelling metallic paste before I could use the frame again.

I love last minute Primavera Sound tickets, after going over my boss' head to get the time off...

Does it taste a bit like one fucking pound?

Fuck, apparently you can already listen to it. And we already have a thread for it!

https://www.lfgss.com/thread43616.html

Really glad I won't have to hear this on the radio.

And then Germany won.

You're right... Maybe we should get Russell Brand and Robbie Williams to remake "Vindaloo" too, just to be on the safe side.

Three lions on a shirt / Jules Rimet still gleaming / Thirty years of hurt / Never stopped me dreaming...

You know you can't wait.