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Geographical puns are beneath me. There's Norway I'd go Oslo as that

Can you get odds on Cadel coming second anywhere? Not a place, you understand, but bet on him to come second.

I spoke to him. He is a Geordie. I asked him if he had a warm bike and he said "what are ye on about". Things descended to acrimonious from there, as I cleared up any misunderstanding about my feelings for him.

My Fillmore was stolen from out side my office 2 weeks ago. I forgot my big Abus lock and thought it would be grand with the cable "just this once". Grand it was not. Bike thieves are such cunts. Go to bricklane market. I went & was amazed at the amount of stolen lights, saddles, wheels and dangerous looking fucks trying to fence them, that i doubt i will ever go back. I hope whoever stole your bike swells up, and dies.

I have a spare ticket for "Les Ninjas du Japon + Pantani e 'Le Tour de France'" tonight. Apparenty Francis Bacon is showing some of his stuff off down at an old sugar factory.

Anyway, anyone who wants a free ticket, let me know.

Dr. Chang, I know how much you like these cycling movies, so come on, knock your bad self out.

Also, I love the idea of this festival, so more power to your elbow all involved.