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I have found his legs to be unreliable, his knees are just rubbish.
Personal hygene could be better
Pretty damned good in bed
Handy surfer and skateboarder
stay up too late hanging out on the finest web forums
His children often steal all the sweets before his customers can get them
His hair is umanagable and often in a dreadful white guy afro
Cant dance unless drunk
Tends to ride fixed cross bikes offroad to pubs on hills.If anyone wants a light hearted and/or offensive and/or cryptic sticker just email me and we can send some out to you.
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Bikes are cool, its always interesting and/or nice to see a bike. I dont really care what colour they are, and they make great memorials... much more impact than a couple of lines in the local paper, which will be in the recycling box within a week.
What cycling does not need is a bunch of rules on how to use your bike and what colour it should be. -
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awesome... train to london from dorset, ride to paris, stopping at many bars and sleeping rough, head for St malo, seacat ferry to channel islands, and then back to dorset