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Finished these a while ago. Multicam and desert tri 1000D waterproof cordura, Ortlieb mounting system, pretty large capacity, Pouch for a 1 litre Nalgene and three slip pockets for three beers. Happy with the first attempt. Heading to Corsica in May for a couple of weeks of bliss, will no doubt tweak afterwards.
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Not allowed to promote your own sales apparently. Someone could just copy and paste this into the thread:
Holy sh1t look at this Surly front rack going for cheap!
i'll buy you a beer next time i see you if you post it xx
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Not allowed to promote own eBay, and not allowed to start a thread about an eBay listing in the classifieds.. so not sure where to post THIS but it's a Surly front Nice Rack going for cheap. One loving owner or functional bikes, a great rack, and an even greater price.
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the smell of poppers/poppers cloud as I cycled past Fire nightclub in Vauxhall always brought a ear to the eye.
Rode through some dogshit yesterday and upon checking to see if it was maybe mud and being repulsed by that all too familiar stench, I was transported back to my youth and my mum screaming "Which one of you has trodden dog muck into the house?" Bizarre.
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I don't hate roadies, I'll just never be one and I know this..
Yet you put out a t-shirt saying "Death to Roadies" on it?
If you're really trying to allign yourself with Dogtown values instead of just doing a tongue in cheek rip-off to sell to cunts then you'd be beating road cyclists up, knocking them off their bikes and hounding them out of your area... but then you wouldn't because you're a bunch of bitches.
You're as precious about your bikes as any gaylord roadie out there. 5 years ago (the last time I was in London) some Kanye West looking douchebag member of your 'crew' snapped his own spoke by spinning his rear wheel into my bike, catching the front nut and then crying like a little bitch demanding that I apologise for snapping his spoke. I should have smacked the taste out of his mouth and thrown him over the bridge into the Thames. He had his boys Jay-Z and Mr Chow as backup mean mugging even though they had the physical builds of children, and they were up against myself and the almighty AFDS. I laughed, thought "WAC" and apologised sarcastically for snapping his spoke. Cue more mean mugs and kissing of teeth and then an actual high five between Mr Chow and Kanye West. Seriously guys..
If these are the people who represent your crew then fuck you. And fuck what you stand for.
Bikes are bikes, get over yourself. You say you'll never be a roadie and thank god, because it means that you'll dissapear into your own little corner of fixiegear4lyfeland and self fellate over the latest issue of fixed magazine and what a good job you've done and how big a boy you are now that you're all grown up. Douche.
Ram it jobsworth