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‘Going nowhere’ you say?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42527428

Dancing James calls it supper

Case closed

School ‘dinners’
‘Dinner’ lady

U2 were ace up until Rattle & Hum which was wank and their ‘let’s conquer America’ album

So basically everything pre ‘87 and up until ‘The Joshua Tree’

That’s nearly all the Coutinho money gone on a centre back

#megalozzles

Cut his ear off while he sleeps

Tory Britain

Still get in the West Ham team at the moment

No surprises though that Gerrard was fully supportive of Ali’s dive. Fuck me, he was horizontal even before contact was made.

Yet it was ‘clever’ how he ‘earnt himself’ the peno

We just get 3 match bans for diving

The coloured ones are OK with it actually, it’s the yellow ones which get a bit funny when I ‘yellow up’

Bollocks! Some of my best mates are coloured

Like last season when you were 3rd in Feb and shit your keks...again

At least they pay ‘their’ club and not Rupert Murdoch like you and 95% of Kopites

‘Was’ and probably the ‘last’ time

We’ve won more points at home this season than Liverpool.

Do we win a prize?

35yrs of watching home & away has put enough in the bank. Last time you went to Stamford Bridge they still had those blue disabled 3 wheelers at the side of the pitch

I didn’t watch it

You scored no goals, zero goals...nil, fuck all

Fuck me, if you’d expect anything else from an Allardyce team you clearly don’t do football but remind me how many goals you just beat us by?

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Fuck me, are you sudddnly a Liverpool fan?

Oh to be back to the days before your billions when you were up and down the leagues more often than Katie Price’s thong!

Some people have very short memories

We’re all racists...didn’t you know that?

Pfffffff

Mignolet is fucking horrendous

But I like it

Might have to get another pair of Suede. Stone cold classics