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@mashton saaaaaah duuuu?

But also yeah, I def killed the fixie. Put it on the Internet

@snottyotter Ahahahaha! Fuck you are think I still look that young? Could kiss you with a mouth like that.

I fucked a cowgirl in a motel in ten sleep while waiting out a forest fire. Mikey would have just waved his dick at the flames.

Welcome to America motherfucker.

@mashton Ayo! Killin' it man. Hope alls well with you too man.
I ditched life, got on my bike little over 2 months ago and am fucking around the states. Drinkin' America the beer under the shadow of mt Rushmore right now cuz fucken freedom motherfucker.

Also @salmonchild dyin' here! This joint seriously has a 778 page thread on hipsters?

Man speaks the truth. That dude does not give a single fuck about anything but riding bikes on dirt roads, hanging out in the woods, and 4% fat yogurt.

Works on his dad's fishing boat in small town bumfuck Connecticut for cash, designs bikes with the dudes at Crust, pics up a check from spesh, and spends the rest of his year touring and taking pictures. He's well aware of how ridiculous it all is and is laughing straight to the bank for getting paid to do exactly what he was doing before he was getting paid to do it.

If whoever buys this is feeling extra cool and wants to pass on it, holler at me. I've got cash in hand and would love to have this whip.

what's the size on that?

This still for sale? If yeah, hit me up. ohfour 07nine eight11 twoseven8. Can pick up anywhere.

Sold. Staying in NY. Wheels are still for sale for $300US though. new campy record pista hubs to velocity aeros. Hubs alone retail for 400.

I'm 6'0" and let's say shipping to london is an extra £15? I dunno we can work something out.

hopefully on our tracks though right?

Yes please. This thing used to love Herne Hill. I pray one day it'll see it again.

Selling this beautiful machine will make you feel like you've just pimped your one true love for a handful of meaningless, dirty cash. My heart is breaking for you my friend.

Tell me about it man. I guess I was just lured away by an english beaut named Jack Taylor... sometime's lifes funny.

ftfy.

It's pretty much true.

Prav is also a champion, 9' tall, made out of fucking diamonds, and once slayed a tiger using only the muscles in his ass.

It's true, I saw him do it in finland.

So my lady is applying to a program at LCC and I may be coming back to visit for a while... assuming all goes to her plan. Any of y'all have experience with trade schools in London? If I'm coming back, the only way I think I'll be able to get in at this point is by being a student, and frankly fuck school unless it's going to teach me something actually useful.

I'm mostly interested in carpentry, welding, and possibly electrical.

Thoughts? Will this even work to get me a student visa or is that only for BA/BS/MS/PHD programs?

Sorry for dropping in just for a sale, but this bike saw it's best days in London and I figured I should extend the courtesy to all y'all. I just moved apts and frankly can't afford the space to store this bike that I don't ride nearly enough. It's breaking my heart to do this as it was my first track bike and I put vast amounts of time and effort restoring/repainting fixing up and riding the hell out of this bike) but is anyone interested in my Pogliaghi Pista? The frame/fork/bb (campy veloce I think) only at this point. If my memory serves me right it's 57x57 and tighter than a 10 year old (think 20's, posssssssssibly 23s depending on the brand.)

NOTE: I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY, THE BIKE IS NEW YORK CITY. Unless you're in NYC it's gonna be tough for you to see the bike without you buying it first. Sorry y'all.

£625

Hey all, just landed this morning. Polo balls are at tour de ville but I gotta charge ya's for some of em. How bout I donate 2 to the cause and it's £3 for the other 3. Also I got my shamal 16s front wheel with original skewer. £100 sound reasonable? I'm basically trying to recoup some of the costs of getting here. Kinda broke y'all, make me an offer. Wheel's in good shape minus a ding on the braking surface (don't matter for brakeless folk).

Meet me up at the jerusalem in clerkenwell tonight for some pints muffukahs! Round 8?

3 more days for me, 4 more for y'all. Hark, the whorseman of drunkocalypse cometh. So my list is polo balls and sparks?

Give him a sandy handy. Nobody can resist the roughest of tugs.

Conveniently enough I am also a tottenham fan. Funny how that works. I should make a shirt that says kids for yids or something.

I'll take what I can get out of that cheap bastard.

You mean like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Chaching! Tom for all the marbles. Thanks TS.

well you wouldn't get much selling your ass

You paid didn't you?

I'm a big dirty self loathing NY Jew with a "judging problem"? Flame away.