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Sounds like the wrong place to ask but any tips for getting rid of them? We have an especially mangy specimen living under the wee girl's trampoline and shitting liberally around our garden / drive / neighbour's garden / path.

I'd move out of London in a jiffy but the wife goes a bit mental if you take her away from a big city for more than a day or two.

I'm fakin. Live in Beckenham..... /

Just happen to drink in the Goldsmiths a lot...

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In my experience kidz means all the things you like about London will suddenly become either utterly trivial or you'll be too knackered to appreciate them. Bail and accept your fate!

That gunmetal is such a nice colour. Dolan need to do an fxe in that so I can commute to work on something lighter than my paddy wagon. Love my paddy wagon tho.

Jeez ignore me... Just read up the thread. Back to my beer.

So.. Advice please. Have paving laid over compacted earth. Want to replace some with lawn. Best time to do it? Prepping for the london clay underneath? Seed or turf? I noes nuttin.

Lovely sprinkled on some vanilla custard!

Veggies etc going great guns now I have surreptitiously dealt with the result of my wife's companion planting ideas along with her refusal to weed. Courgettes coming on nicely. Toms likewise. Harvesting beetroot already + kale. Already had all the redcurrants and just waiting on the goosegogs and blueberries. Beans finally looking healthy.

Nematodes are great. Nary a slimy bastard in sight.

Talking of phasing - needs sorting coming onto smellypants & castle from Newington Causeway. Traffic from the London Road is consistently still coming round the bend when the cycle lights go green. Seen a few near misses (not to mention the bloke hit by a scaffolding truck a little while back).

Of course, I'm assuming its phasing. Could just be tossers jumping red lights. If so bus drivers are doing it with alarming (or wearying) regularity.

Indeed and likewise. Having been subject of a quite deliberate hit and run last year in my own street I know it isn't always easy to bounce back from this sort of thing. Hoping you do.

Sorry to hear that. People these days seem to have no conception that their actions have consequences. Selfish cockwombles.

Yesterday weak like child. Today strong like bull.

Amen.

You can complain direct to the company if you fancy wasting 15 mins of your life.

Ha. Met a charming old bat through Penge who insisted on trying to stop me merging whilst shouting, 'You're not a car, you're not a car..' over and over at the top of her cancer riddled lungs. That was all she could say.

It is. You're just getting the dosage wrong.

I read about that this morning on one of my flipboard feeds. Understandably it doesn't go into mechanics.

Eat sh*t and...?

Bloomin lovely. Turned the wrong way when I left the house. Ended up at work. Balls.

Just do.

If you skid.

48x18 gets me up and over Crystal Palace twice a day 5 days a week even when the toddler isn't letting me sleep.

Whereas rollerblading along a cycle lane should be punished by insertion of a live badger into the rectal cavity.

SE London / Kent drivers. Take the keys out of the ignition, exit the vehicle and step away. You are not qualified to drive anything more dangerous than a plastic tricycle.