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So you're telling me that wiping my genitals on your saddle after you'd locked up was the wrong thing to do? Damn. The world of human contact really is a minefield.

Honestly, I'm just upset that you didn't brush that genitalia across my forehead instead. PHWOARRRRRR

Saw the dreamiest cyclist wearing bumshorts the other day in sarf london. Legs up to here, I'm telling you. Phwoar. Almost rode into a manhole afterwards I was so excited, know what I'm saying? Eh?! Eh?!

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You should've said hi, I'm very approachable. Fnar.

I just read this whole advertisement in an italian accent, brilliant

I did exactly the same, and envisaged myself gesticulating wildly throughout...

Also have a 110mm silver Thomson Elite 26.0mm 10 degree stem which I'd be happy to do a part-swap with.

I just threw up all over my laptop.

Mmm, side-on grunting

I'm getting hot under the collar just thinking about it

Sexy! I've got an Archetype on my front, they really can take a battering. And even a crash into the side of a Peugeot. Only a 206 mind..

Yep, comfortably the worst commute I've ever had.

Some dumb bitch on a Boris bike, sans helmet swings in front of me to jump up the curb and just stopped side-on grunting because she couldn't get it up onto the pavement.

Many retard.

Some old champ with curly hair under a black LFGSS cap getting reprimanded by a community support officer on Shoreditch High Street. Giving back as good as he got!

Also; anybody else find the commute a lot like a fucking zombie movie this morning?

+2 - really love my Sheriffs too!

Spent most of the ride to work yesterday getting cut up by some dickhead nodder girl on a roadie with clipless pedals (wearing trainers). Counted four times in a two mile stretch.

Set off for my return commute and the same retard is ahead of me again doing the exact same thing all the way from London Bridge to Liverpool St.

Sweet hot-pink Dosnoventa passing Liverpool St. station with a Hed 3 mounted on the back, to really drive me to conclude he's on here..

Let me know if you're gonna be there at the same time IndraRipper. Would be good to have more people to ride with!

Hah, that bit of solidarity might sway me, Indra. Fortunately I have a full suit of medieval armour in my cupboard. That or I get some giant risers..

Interested in doing this as my inaugural forum ride. Thinking doing it on a Lo Pro might be suicide though?

Anybody in Morzine/Les Gets/Avoriaz Feb 7th-18th?

I'm glad I got a laugh with that... trololol

What's the hubs ?

They're All-City New Sheriffs!

Finished up my own Lo recently which was built at the Affinity shop in Brooklyn (and flew back with me). It's the shape of a bandwagon, but it's so much fun.

http://i.imgur.com/1OZtHmy.jpg

Also saw one on Tooley Street this morning - very unusual south of the river. Did everyone get lopros for Christmas this year?

I got socks

May have been me... Didn't get it for Christmas though!!

http://i.imgur.com/1OZtHmy.jpg

What the shit made you want to live there? First pick of rattle-can frames? Trololol

At the risk of further sounding like a tosser, I live between Hackney and Brooklyn (WBurg or Bushwick), but I have to say there are far more wankers in Brooklyn.

Riding bikes is much more enjoyable there though.

Can't wait for Brooklyn's gentrification to spread into Cypress Hill. Shit's gonna kick off.

Hi by the way, first post!