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Made it on to Have I Got News For You last night.

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My brother and sister in law have kept theirs with BT; think all land lines become internet only next year.

I've never talked about this before but I was raised in a farming family, as my father and grandfather had been, though, curiously, not the same farming family. We had a number of acres, some hectares and a few roods with the rest being square perches. Mostly pseudo-arable with some pig husbandry and a bit of cow wifery. My late brother (taken far too young in a threshing debacle) had been to agricultural college for a week and was able to bring in some more modern ideas but otherwise things were much as they would have been a century before. It was a family farm in the truest sense. Even the chap who came round every night to de-mud our boots and put the goats to bed was known as 'Uncle Bertie'. I also had a real Uncle Bertie who was something in the city, something else in the country and altogether indescribable when abroad.
Looking back now it seems an idyllic way to have been brought up. We weren't rich though we did have a lot of money and beyond that we had something much more precious than our varied portfolio of investments, we had a sense of community. With us at the top, the way nature intended. I clearly remember my Mother, when she would return from a month or two in London saying that the metropolis was all well and good but she couldn't wait to be elbow deep in a cow again. I later discovered that she was having an affair with the vet and the implications haunt me to this day.
Anyway, I hope this provides some context to the recent debates.

It's lazy bastard, not lazy arse. Please keep it clean, this is a family thread.

I rarely wear gloves at all but I do have the odd problem that my little and ring fingers get very cold well before the rest of my hands. I got it really wrong today, should have put my gloves back on, by the time I got home I had four very painful and semi-numb fingers. I think I will have to cut 2 fingers and the thumb out of some gloves and see how that goes.

KwaBhaca

NEW: another lazy bastard tree that can't even support itself.

OLD: some sculpture on top of Temple station.

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It's honest of you to admit it's on ebay too but someone will be along very shortly to point out that you have to choose, you can't have it on here and there, even if you do admit it. The European Convention on Human Rights is very clear on this point.

That's very kind, thanks.

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Just came across this. https://www.lfgss.com/comments/9713239/. I will say no more.

Please, it's other people who have to do the reading, not him.

It's a fig tree. Figure it out and it's right there on the top of the search results.
It also comes right up on Google lens.

The other one I found through image search, finding a picture that included the parking notice, though very low res, Googling the reference number to confirm it was in one of 3 streets and then using street view.

Obviously I worked out the other tag via the clue, as I am sure we all did. Very simple if you know your Plato and have a copy of the 1923 census. However, I don't like to throw around sexist and anti-wildfowl slurs so I won't repeat it here.

NEW: You want a clue? It's a tree. Figure it out.

OLD: some vandalism in Wallis road.

Good on The Onion. Maybe The Daily Mash will buy GB News. Except, The Onion is actually funny.

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