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lol big power play here, respect

Everything sucks. Never met Hayley IRL but wish I had, she seemed like the best type. My thoughts and love to those who knew her better.

That is quite the load

I am trying not to replicate previous years mad fucking mince pie benders this year, but fair play to anyone who is. At the end of the day weight loss is a long game, so as long as you can get back on it it doesn’t really matter if you put a chunk back on.

Thread is a good ‘un, and has definitely given me motivation to get back to healthier ways after struggling for the first half of the year.

Coleman’s Deli, Hathersage. Pastry far too crumbly and a little claggy, but the filling is bang on - big bits of whole fruit, excellent booze levels, and a nice bit of crunch from some pieces of whole nut. Perfect mid-ride treat, will return for more.

brandy butter, brandy cream, brandy

Starmer is rebooting again. Apparently we're getting some milestones to go with the missions and first steps that we already got given. Exciting times.

Hold an election, one side gets the most votes but can't form a majority so Macron appoints a centrist PM because YOLO, everyone hates that decision and then the first real chance that comes along that whole arrangement collapses because it has zero actual support.

Who could have predicted it would come to this?

Great bike, proper hauling machine. Excellent price too.

actually some of those clocks are pretty rad

Lol banana industries have added a marine salvage section?!

These are sick, love the mushies

Giles Coren had his moments too

He sure did.

Quote Giles Coren, on the death of Dawn Foster:

“I’m sorry for the people who loved you, and any human death diminishes me, but can you f*** off on to hell now where you belong”?”

Quote Giles, on his neighbours getting their 12 yo kid a drum kit

For fuck’s sake! Do I kill him then burn it? Or do I fuck him, then kill him then burn it?”

Quote Giles, on going on holiday with his 3 year old daughter

I sit and stare at her, like the dippiest lover, not talking, transfixed by her beauty. Unable quite to drink it all in. Missing heartbeats at the way she gazes out at the sea through her long, curling lashes while slurping Coke through her pursed, plump little lips.

And doing this I realise how being on holiday with my tiny daughter is the most insanely romantic holiday, in some ways even the sexiest holiday, that I’ve ever had.

I could go on. Giles is a talentless cunt (emphasis on cunt) who would be bullying people in some middle management role if it weren't for who his dad was.

pretty much everything here 100% warrants inclusion in this thread

Pep out

Isn’t it just?

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Surely if you're in Glasgow then your main priority should be finding someone who will deep fry a mince pie for you?

Wasn't one of the stories that he danced his way into the studio completely naked except for a sock over his cock?

That's not necessarily predatory behaviour, but if that's not a sackable offence then lol I'm off to rail lines of coke in front of the exec board whilst not letting them have any.

tell them to fuck off till December

SFAB...January to May

Ahh, I see we've got an optimist over here

the most champagne

Pep out

Was cycling through a local nature reserve the other day (legitimately on a bridleway, I might add) and there was a fellow making his way through a gate in a dry stone wall up ahead of me. He kept looking down, and appeared to be saying encouraging stuff to whatever he was looking down at so I dropped my speed accordingly, fully expecting a dog to emerge.

Imagine my surprise then when a big old 4x4 RC crawler pops over the rocks and trundles down the path towards me.