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Gladiator 2 is shit

Why did you expect anything better? Gladiator 1 was shit (granted, after the first 15 minutes)

You'd be evil if you were constantly fisted by Rod Hull

Sounds like the sort of thing Jay Rayner would come out with

You're probably high enough up there to have missed the flooding at Weedon Bec?
Been pretty grim I believe. Somebody sitting on the pub roof I'm told

In fact, I saved their life!

Ah! I thought it was call-me-Dave sinking a pint with Jackie Chan

I got around the high cost of inner tubes by going back to (eye-wateringly expensive) tubs!
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Maybe it was the rotational play made your saddle more comfier........?

Don't forget golf

Find a local club that play polo. Quickest way to learn

But can it be considered a sport if you stop halfway through to eat your dinner?

Regular Cargo Shorts (non-bib) £105

Anybody interested in a pair of Hoka Clifton 9s in the 2e wide stylee? Size 9. Only worn 'em for two (count 'em) 5k runs. I just find them too squidgy. In a funky red-and-all-colours-under-the-currant-bun colour. £85 posted. (I have pictures)
Also a pair of never worn; only tried on Mizuno Wave Sky Neo 2s. Also size 9. This time in white. They just don't fit me and I left it too late to return them. A mere 25 notes posted (ditto re piccies)

Always puts me in mind of MR James' story Oh! Whistle and I'll come to you......
"An indescribably horrible face of crumpled linen"
Except in Nige's case, of crumpled old swastika flags

380 dollarinis for a top cap and it's sold out! Fuck sake. Nice though

So labour had an election launch in Kent and their only (real) mp only found out about it on twatter. Good start
Curses. Wrong thread

She looks well up for it
"Hold me back Pheeleep, it's about to get rowdy"

You are not wrong. There's just no accounting for taste
Maybe you have to be from the North? (Is that racist?)

That's the Antarctic fucked then. Sorry it's in the Telegraph

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/05/11/russia-uncovers-oil-and-gas-reserves-british-antarctic/

Wasn't there another case of a bunch (couple?) of guys stapling their/each others foreskins to a board? Also convicted

So it's your fault Richard Tandy's died. Obvs a very sensitive soul

Mind you, if you believed what you read in the papers (and didn't everyone?) you (and I) were about the only people in the home counties who weren't knobbing her. Bum face, Harry's dad, etC etC

Sure they weren't there for you?

Freddie Knatchbull...... There's a candidate for the silly names thread

Screamadelica....