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What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
What did one oar say to the other? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I’m sweet on you!
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
What did one fungus say to the other on Valentine’s Day? There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!
What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
What’s the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid!

Potenza Cassette if its still available please, Pm’d

Stolen, ooops

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music.
No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827". Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backwards
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards.
The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread, and a crowd has gathered around the grave.
They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
"I would have thought it was obvious," the caretaker says.
"He's decomposing.

God this thread is depressing, what is everybody becoming?

yes

just googled this
The 2020 great conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn will be the closest since 1623 and the closest observable since 1226! ... Jupiter and Saturn are up every evening now – not far from the sunset glare – easily visible and exceedingly noticeable as two bright objects near each other.21 hours ago

Apparently,Jupiter and Saturn are lined up somehow, havent been like that for yonks,,,@Backstop?

Poo,,, too slow

3d print the little button, tape it in place ,,,£2....

New gloves day

Friends dog, borrow him for walkies,,,excuse to get out early morning

eeek, woke up 4am Sat morning, shop still open,,, jersey and caps,,, phew

eargoggles,,,,, had to goggle that

Steady rent is always handy

Hugh not lurking any more,,, lol..... go Hugh

Hugh Carthy 2nd in the Vuelta,,the good news just keeps coming

Hugh Carthy lurking in 6th.... go Hugh

Shame its not a weekday, havent mtb’d for ages

Cressi Light Fins,,, bliss

just Amazoned it

Grapefruit eating made easy, loads more healthiness

Me to

Descending Col Turini,,,, memories, did it in a car rally in the rain, years ago