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The depravity and deviance of the anonymous internet user knows no bounds my friends.

None of this is new. Take yourself over to http://www.lolshock.com/ and click on a few of the sites IF YOU DARE! VERY NSFW

Who are these street people?

I see.... (pondering techniques).

I learnt to trackstand on MTB's, and then you had to sort of bounce the bike off the front brake,if on the flat, if that makes sense?
Nope.

Yep, caught the same from the swimming pool when I was 12 and never shook it off.
There are no antibiotics which can kill it off properly, so every infected spot, every cut can turn nasty.

That fucking sucks!

Yeah I've heard those can become rather painful aswell.

Yes it does have its disadvantages (Dreaming of epic beards), but it saves me money on all kinds of hair products. Also every girl I know including my GF is jealous of my legs.

I don't need to shave my legs, I have http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alopecia_areata over my entire body so i'm super fast yeah?!

I'm stuck on an mtb at the moment (my F. Moser got nicked and my singlespeed is in the post) and I was cruising to a mate's house to watch some films and have a few tinnies and this lycra clad roadie steams past, so I chase him up and start to match his pace (not easy as he was going quite quick) after a mile or so he starts to cruise. I pull along side and sit up hands off the bars and say "Nice bike mate, how many miles have you covered?" stunned and confused he checks his onboardwirelessnasamadesupercomputer and informs me he has covered 15miles we both bid eachother parting gestures and went our separate ways. It's nice to be nice.