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Benadryl Cabbagepatch.

I'm not alone in making his name up but this is the best one I've heard so will use it as my own.

#npf

Lame is right. At least I did Starsky over the bonnet

Exact same happened to me a few years back (hook, petrol, refused details, called plod)

She didn't bother with the safety scheme and then subsequently missed the court date, = points and fine

These were good, roll on 2017.

That's how I picture How2Basic sounding

If there was ever a reason to try hard in school.

attempted to blackmail

Sounds like he was pretty successful until he was caught obvs.

Nothing will happen as nothing happened just some friendly British road banter plus you can't hear him saying it, just me saying "go round there then" and "get your knife out then"

F10AKX Excessive beeping while I stopped to let somebody pull out across me without indicating. Wants a fight, drives his rudebwoy range at me, I drop bike and beg him too. Half opens door and tells me he'll stab me if I didn't have that camera on my head. I turned on aforementioned camera, which was a torch, lit up his muggy face and he bottled it.

Second wanker on the same road within two days otherwise I would just called him many a cunt and got home quicker.

PS I did have camera but it's on handlebars so only have muffled audio. :(

To be fair I would eat a Labrador over a cat, more meat.

It'd be like the credit scene in Superbad.

Your wife played you, she played you well.

There appears to be a corrleation of my 'friends' who shared that on facebook with my 'friends' who share 'The x want to take away the poppy/england flag/benefits' posts

Shanique Pearson, 22, allegedly shouted at

Allegedly?

@gabes

Arrerrgh SPACE CADET!!!!!!!!!

So many hours

EDIT
http://www.groovypost.com/howto/windows-7-3d-pinball-space-cadet-game/
MOAR HOURS!

Bagpuss

Viz is my number one airport purchase

Hilarious when he finally get's it

And to think motorists who have done worse to cyclists get off with a smack on the wrists.

First one. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed

Jeremy Beadle has a massive dick.

On the other hand...

Yeah it wasn't my fault MIB (he drove off after making sure I was alive) sided with me. Cheers

I was knocked off a motorcycle I was a named driver on. I am also a named driver on missus' car, does she need to tell her insurance about it come renewal time?

Hopefully the answer will be the former or the repsonse would be better given on the Friday as is the norm for popcorn.

roflmfao