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I honed my my mental arithmetic working in a bar!
I'm just saying that because all the guys who got starred As in maths were almost comically unable to do any mental arithmetic. I was always quite good at it, and I'm a very bad mathematician. I just do it by remembering the words to the numbers, and hey presto. The good mathematicians never liked doing the work with actual numbers but always wanted to do the hard proofs, which I could never do. I suppose that really you'd need to be good at both to be a good mathematician, but they were either too one-sided or never did much work on it.
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Updated!
**Shimano Sora (ST3400) *SOLD***
9 speed
double/triple
(no cables)
£60+ p&p onoShimano Sora (ST3300) - Right Hand only!
8 speed
(no clamp....but may be able to find one if needed)
tatty....works fine.REDUCED: £15 + p&p
see all at http://www.flickr.com/photos/41469804@N08/?saved=1
[all money going to the pompino fund!]
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**Shimano Sora (ST3400) **
9 speed
double/triple
Fitted and used for less than 100miles . . . upgraded to tiagra (didn't get on with the campag style lever!)
(no cables)
£60+ p&p onoShimano Sora (ST3300) - Right Hand only!
8 speed
(no clamp....but may be able to find one if needed)
tatty....works fine.
£20 + p&p onosee all at http://www.flickr.com/photos/41469804@N08/?saved=1
[all money going to the pompino fund!]
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TWAT
John Cooper Clarke
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stainYou’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human raceYou went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.
What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
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