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Unfortunatly I live 20 miles south of there... I would be willing to travel if I could feel better about myself for just a little while and forget all my inadequacies by beating up children.
(it's the main reason I became a father)

To be honest, I'm not that Tongue in cheek (well the bit above was).

99% of random violent crime is a combination of opportunism and bullying. a few cyclists riding around in pairs would basically stop a bully or opportunist. I don't think there's any need for actual violence.

I can't seem to PM you (have you put blocks on your profile?) but is there any chance we could have a quick chat?

Stalker! I think we've solved this little "De Beauvoir gang" problem. Some one call the fuzz.

X D journalism doesn't pay very well...

@ shy journo
do you have some examples of previous articles written ?

links ?

if you google my full name, shyamalie satkunanandan, a bunch of articles i have written while on work experience will come up...i'd like to think i've gotten better since then, not much, but still...if anyone's wondering the article about this particular topic will only be for my project - it's probably too tenuous for a real article...

Come on, maybe I should take up journalism.

Googled Metropolitan Police Crime Map.

First hit...

http://maps.met.police.uk/

Zoom in for detail.

Whoops, bad journalist...

This is the Met's crime map for the area for personal robbery by the way. Red = high. Gives you an idea of the area worth avoiding, but to put it in perspective bustling Dalston is also red, albeit for different reasons.

how did you get a crime map of DB? I've tried and can only get one for hackney in general...cheers!

lol, i've been following you guys for a while (the bike polo lot as well) and love the banter going on...but still, cyclists who are angry enough to suggest a vigilante a group is still interesting and "newsworthy"...

shyjourno you may want to bear in mind that a lot of the posts on here are very tongue in cheek...

Someone putting their name down for a vigilante group is not an indication of their serious intent to do so or that they necessarily live in the area!

You can use my story of how I got followed home one night when I lived in Mortimer Road and had the fuck kicked out of me on my doorstep for my mobile phone and ipod if you like.
Luckily for them or me, I was drunk and completely unable to retaliate. Cowardly motherfuckers, needless to say there was more than one of the Cts, fg co*si fa****daad dsoidjiosjc8dd!!!*XXXXXXXXX

sorry to hear that mikeC, when did it happen?

Ha! Chukker has no patrol group. He's all talk, no hammer.

I have started avoiding DBT when coming home from polo. Means I have to go down southgate and downham to get whitmore road and then pitfield. Pain in the ass. Fucking punks.

(I give you permission to use this very exciting story in you article).

Mmmmmm yes, but without the expletives...And would still like to hear from Chukker & co regardless!

Hi all, I'm a postgraduate journalism student and am writing an article on the bike muggings in De Beauvoir. If anyone lives in the area could you please pm me in 24hrs (when my account is active). Also, would Dommyracer, Chukker and Khornight2 get in contact? I would love to write about your patrol group!

I'll be in touch directly once my account is verified.

Cheers,
Shy

a horribly inappropriate muddyfox hooligan that is too big, too heavy and generally road-un-friendly = ( let me know if anyone wants to buy it!

i've always felt bad/guilty about this but not so much after reading this = )

i've a got a heavy duty D -lock as well as a ridic thick cable lock, which i have now realised is an absolute nightmare to ride around with...can anyone recommend a good cable lock that is thin but secure??? AND somehow miraculously cheap? = .