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Hitcher by Simon Armitage.

I'd been tired, under
the weather, but the ansaphone kept screaming.
One more sick-note. mister, and you're finished. Fired.
I thumbed a lift to where the car was parked.
A Vauxhall Astra. It was hired.

I picked him up in Leeds.
He was following the sun to west from east
with just a toothbrush and the good earth for a bed. The truth,
he said, was blowin' in the wind,
or round the next bend.

I let him have it
on the top road out of Harrogate -once
with the head, then six times with the krooklok
in the face -and didn't even swerve.
I dropped it into third

and leant across
to let him out, and saw him in the mirror
bouncing off the kerb, then disappearing down the verge.
We were the same age, give or take a week.
He'd said he liked the breeze

to run its fingers
through his hair. It was twelve noon.
The outlook for the day was moderate to fair.
Stitch that, I remember thinking,
you can walk from there.

Want

Bumpity Bump. No Longer need a chainset, just the bag.

Just made my first 1K on Runescape.

Basically anywhere, you can get them bundled with a phone case occasionally.
http://www.play.com/Search.aspx?searchstring=screen+protector&searchtype=allproducts&searchfilters=s%257bscreen%2bprotector%257d%252b&pa=search&page=search&d=1&ob=4

i'm told there are some couples who enjoy porn together.
[Colnago Tandem]

Tbh, the rider on back is gonna have a facefull of ass if they hold the drops.

have seen the desire 'lens plate' thing mentioned before.. What exactly do you mean by 'screen protector' Funk?

One of those clear plastic sheets with adhesive backing, that stops your screen from getting scratched. Thus, no scratched lens.

Awesome, should go in the lug porn thread if not already there.

HTC Desire. The quality is a bit...bright if you know what I mean.

A tip for desire users - take off the back off the phone, poke out the glass on the back, then put some screen protector over the lens. Males the quality infinitely better than the picture above.

That video's unavailable due to deletion or most probably privacy settings.

I am not sure which is worse; ascribing genders to your bicycles or using the word "dude".

Tbh, mine's a chap.

stalenrosklassiekeracefisting.blogspot.com

ftfy

Yeah, i've heard Red cats are faster, but hard to find. This one matches the frame and forks though...

Yeah, but these black and white retro cats add to the hipster look. You need one of those naked ass cats with no fur if you're a weightweenie though.

Decisions, decisions.

I like it, needs a better cat though.

Anyone who uses that saddle deserves that at the very least

Touché.

americans, eagles, freedom...

Still, don't want someone to stab themselves in the gooch.

Why does the saddle have a beak?

i have an unbranded 47t crankset pretty much new. Similar to sugino messenger, red chain ring. Can upload pics if you're interested. £25 plus postage

This Stronglight 165mm 48t is a bargain for £45 posted

I'm afraid he's not interested in those items. He said if it's gonna be coloured, blue only. Thanks anyway chaps.

I have 48t chain black chain ring with silver cranks do £30 new and in the packaging never usef

Yeah, my mate's interested, so some large pics please?

^ Last guy is cool... Bet he play with his beard upon rare occasions...

Ftfy.

ah yes, thanks, changed.

OK, so my mate just tried to wheelie round a lamppost and bent his chainset to fuck, so he needs a new chainset, preferably 48T, and if it's coloured in any way, blue. NOT NEEDED ANYMORE.

Also, as he is a huge fakenger so he wants a messenger bag. Criteria here is <£40.

Remember, anything considered, worst I can say is no.
Probably needs posting as we both live near Liverpool.

Many thanks,
FunK.

Run D.M.C - Livin' In The City

No youtube video, so spotify link.
Here.