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Both Cleese and Eric Idle have 'gotten' dreadfully americanised over the years. The above quote is on Wikipedia so it must be true.

Whitney Houston is to star in a new movie - The Body Bag.

The scan seems to have made the tubes bent too.

A new one used in an Olympics meeting this morning -
"The government has got long screwdrivers".
It's getting worse.

Further away from it in which direction?

Those welds look pretty tidy, builder?

Jay and Jeremy Sycip

Cranking

Big

I said this yesterday as a piss-take but nobody even flinched "Can I stir-fry an idea in your think wok?" I know what I am, thank you.

Crimson Tide?

Does anyone remember the Johnny Seven (One Man Army) and Secret Sam?

The old "It's not rocket science folks" is being liberally used in emails by one person at work which, quite frankly, is pissing people off to the point that he may be on the wrong end of a serious comeuppance.

London 2012
Business as usual
Greatest show on earth

That little lot is driving me insane.
Wibble.

"Hold that. Can we park that in the thought layby"
I heard that little nugget at Bramshill yesterday.

They have them in Scotland, the noo.

Does anyone know anything about a French bicycle manufacturer called Rota from Lyon?
Thanks.

Mr Baracus will not go near a plane.

There must be private companies that do it. Like the ones that shipped my bike to Mal's house in Poland from my door for £32.

I sent a bike to Dublin last week for £46 having taken it to my local post office. Originally I had just removed the saddle and the front wheel but 'volumetrically' it would cost close to £200. I scrounged an old box from Halfords recycling skip and dismantled the bike including removing the chainset as it was too tall to fit the box. Once it was all in the box it weighed in at almost 16 kilos. The P.O website said it would be £43 but in the flesh it was a bit more. I don't know if this will help.

There you go

Is there actually a way of getting off speeding.? Just been done for 81mph on the M80 in fucking bonny arse end of fucking nowhere backwardsville Scotland (cunts). 81?????? That wouldn't even register on the fucking M1

What speed did you think you were doing?

Alf

I got this off the internet so might be utter crap but it makes sense to me (but then again so does Nyan Cat)

Illegal - An act is illegal when it breaks the criminal law.

Unlawful - A breach of the law that allows civil proceedings to be brought. Does not involve a breach of criminal law.

*Penguin guide to UK law.

Unlawful Sexual Intercourse is a breach of criminal law. The words are pretty much interchangeable

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One got an extra letter in it.

Sure, in a long term there's a need for a proper resolution, not just a punishment. What 6 months, year in jail and back on the street? Back to the same gloom?

On the other hand, police should do bit more than just stand there and look, to prevent scenes like this one:

In this instance it appears to be the cops that are there to catch her. Note riot helmets not Trumpton helmets. I suppose if they weren't there the scene would be different.

mdcc_tester, that made me wee a little bit.