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A former colleague once wished something to be repeated and clarified during a briefing a few years ago and used the word reitify. This has now become a regular piss-take at work but seems to be in common use in America, go figure.

All toadstools are edible once.

and

Do it once and do it right.

Snakebite?

Ophelia and Wellard Dick (siblings) used to live in High Wycombe.

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Surely it's only his hand that is cool?

I've had it up to here with visual jokes.

My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream.

Now all I want to do is rub it in.

I can get it in but it's a bit of a squash

Visited ARSE HEATH before it was cool.

A chap from work rang in sick on Monday. He'd been watching the heptathlon and had a nasty case of ennis elbow.

WTF is supper wid you!

I'll get my coat.

PC Simon Harwood not guilty of killing Ian Tomlinson.

Despite killing him on camera.

WTF ?

Bang to rights, I thought. I hope he'll get his just desserts in the civil court.

Paedo bike

I have just checked the voters register and have discovered there are not as many Kunce living in London as I had been told.

Really? I didn't think "Tiger Feet" was that bad in comparison to the shite that Noddy Holder was producing.

"I really love it....."

.... ice cream magnate .....

Can anyone recommend a good clamp on centre kickstand?

As stated the Hebie is good and was standard fitment on a lot of Pashley RM92 (Postie's bikes). The downsides are it will make your parked bike very tall as your BB will be @350mm off the ground and when retracted it reduces your ground clearance dramatically.It may well catch on kerbs.

Cracking build by the way.

Swedeee, does Shrubber have a meaning to you?

May the 4th be with you?

^ Picasso's

Did someone call?

Had to google this one 'Silo mentality'.

I keep asking members of the planning team that I work with simple questions to be answered with "We don't know what that looks like yet". They seem incapable of saying "I don't know"

I reckon it might be a Polisport California.

I would favour a shag.