-
Two rozzers inside of Greenwich park pedestrian gate this morning, enforcing a Traffic free shared path where you have to get off and walk for 10 meters in case there is a ped around. I saw their car, so knew they were hiding behind the fence. Got a "well done sir" ignored the fucker. He then said "well that's our job done, shall we go back to the cafe?" They got in their car and fucked off. Tossers.
-
-
-
-
-
Regarding that Eton question up there.... Massively impressed. Being an Oxford and private school cunt myself I have honestly always been in awe of the way that one school can have such an effect on the way they carry on in the world. Of I could afford it, and I cannot, and my child was so inclined it would be the best money I could ever spend. Boris would not be Boris if he had gone to the local comp. he would have his head kicked in and he would deserve it.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Are there any tried and tested methods for preventing winter gloves from becoming unbearably fetid inside other than washing them every week? Currently by the end of the week my hands smell like I’ve been tossing off a tramp.
Obviously, this would be fine, if I had actually hand jobbed a homeless, but I haven’t. Not recently anyway. It’s bad enough living with the pain of hobo heartbreak without constantly being reminded of those one has tugged and lost when consuming my morning croissant. -
-
-
-
-
-
At a mates wedding, just outside Basingstoke, I was smearing butter on my testicles at the sandwich bar in the hotels kitchen sometime in the early hours of the morning when the manager and two other staff came in.