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gape?

eBay says he's from Hull! If he can sniff out where you live from your font I am literally shitting into my pants right now.

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride...

Don't suppose you'd consider selling me that Eriksen seatpost, would you?

my name is ALAN,ive got a ALAN and a Roberts.

It'd be even better if your surname was Roberts.

Are you still after a pair of these bars?

You can buy them for eighty squid from Alex's Cycle but be ready with the vaseline when customs gets hold of them.

I'm selling a hat-trick of road forks over on Retrobike...

Very receptive to offers!

:: sadface ::

After years of looking out for a Squadra one passes me by. That'll learn me for actually working at work, rather than pretending to be busy while looking at aspirational goods on the interweb. It was my size too...

... can I ask how much you'd listed it for?

:: sadface ::

Super-dibs on the UI-5GX please.

Also, don't forget: near seamless integration with your gorgeous baby-blue pedal cycles. Install this fork to your fixie and you'll be fighting the lay-dees off with a shitty stick.

These have no use to me whatsoever - feel free to make an offer before I take them outside and set them on fire.

Kisses, etc
Alistair

I'm selling a brand new, uncut, unfitted pair of Leader S803 forks in 1 1/8" flavour.

They arrived the day before yesterday but I'd already had a change of heart almost immediately after ordering them. Lamentably they came from America and I'd already been bummed by Customs so returning them ain't an option. To make matters worse they took a dive when I was having a bit of a look at them, resulting in the two small paint chips depicted in these images:-

There are a number of reasons why buying this fork would complete your life:
Ideal for someone looking for a pair of Leader S803 forks;
Brilliant for those looking for a pair of metallic blue forks;
Paint chips will project a certain air of distain for material possessions;
Save monies over their £104.95 list price, as seen on the interweb!

All yours @** £70 posted** from 'oop North.

Ta
Alistair

the only way i can comprehend that advert is by assuming it's a joke! My brain can't handle any other explanation. Unless it was princess Beatrice's Banana?

I'm not 100% what the seller of the £100k Raleigh Banana is thinking, but I've been sending him questions about the bike and he is deadly fucking serious about that hundred large...

Chris King 1" Gripnut
I think the wait-time for this headset exceeds the amount of hours I actually used it for... Despite my efforts there the merest hint of marking from installation but you have to look closely for them, otherwise it's in tip-top condition, hasn't seen much action and looks very cheeky.

I'd like sixty five quid for it including postage from The North.

Not even a bare modicum of interest in this skinny-tubed beauty?

1991 Bridgestone RB-1

Up for sale is an iconic Bridgestone RB-1.

As Sheldon says, "the legendary RB-1 ... combines frame design taken from classic Italian road bikes of the '70's with excellent Japanese workmanship and functional, reliable parts. The RB-1 was extremely popular with racers, and held its own against competing models costing hundreds of dollars more."

I had this Ishiwata 4130-tubed bike sent from the US after it became apparent that i didn't have the patience or fiscal-firepower to aquire a 3Rensho. Rightly-or-wrongly I then had the bike renovated at Bob Jackson's, who also removed the looped cable guides and fitted a pair of slotted braze-ons so I could run aero levers. Unfortunately, the restoration combined with an unfavourable exchange-rate meant the bike was quite a costly affair; the bare frame was $500 before shipping and tax.

Top tube is 53cm centre-to-centre, seat tube is 53cm centre-to-top. It comes with a Dura Ace headset and spacing at the rear is fine for a modern set of wheels.

Condition is excellent. The bike didn't stay built for long after I stole the group set for something else. As you can see from all the seat tube in the photo the frame is a bit small for me. I mis-judged the size and stupidly didn't build it for a test ride before i sent it off to BJ's. As such, it covered minimal mileage - probably sub-100 - before I boxed it up and stored it.

Looking for £350 for the frameincluding UK-delivery; happy to send it overseas at cost.

Can you tell me what length the cranks are? Interested.

^get off the forum

Maybe I will - that'll learn you.

Vinylpimp's been on here a long, long time... I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one...

I thought they were telling me to get off the forum because of my facetious "dibbing" of over 40,000 records despite selling my record player some time ago.

dibs

My new Centaur levers are making an otherwise pretty bike look shit and I'd like to buy a previous-generation set of Ergolevers with the old-style hoods.

• Only really looking for Centaur 10 speed; could be tempted by something higher as long as they have alloy levers.
  
• I'd prefer NOS ones, but good condition ones are fine; not interested in tired-looking kit though.
  
• I'd be tempted by a matching set of derailleurs too if any came up.
  Kisses, etc
  Alistair
  

Just mulling one over, really...

Before I go and do something stupid does anyone have a pre-loved one they'd care to part with? I only need a frame+forks.

Alistair

Orange never made a track frame.

Orange definitely never, ever made any track kit.

I mean it Sumo, anything

• wink-wink *
  

If someone buys my Kona Explosif or Orange evo8 I'll post pictures of my living room. Or even an image of my own actual phallus. In fact I'll do anything for money at the minute... anything.

Fucking hell. Negative. I guess this is the one thing preventing me from becoming a whole person. I never even knew what that thing was until just now. Thank you, Happytramp. Thank you for completing me.