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I was part of the largest record breaking monty python coconut orchestra headed by terry gillingham in trafalgar square a couple of years ago which brought the record back to these shores. Still have my official two halves of coconut they gave out which were marked 'L' and 'R' on the insides.

Who wants to touch me?

Oh, i also shagged one of the olsen twins before they were famous.

(the first one's true)

You wouldn't tell somebody that they're too fat at work would you?

agreed, pointing and laughing is far more effective

where did you get those bars and how much were they?

would you sell them seperate?

sin city
white men can't jump
basket ball diaries

can pick up from wherever (ish) whenever (ish) please pm me

ps. haha! you have step up!

My surly is called 'Cleveland' making it male. It's called Cleveland on account of it being brown and a steamroller, after the infamous sexual practice and dumping method of a significant other: the 'cleveland steamroller.'

My bmx is usually called a string of expletives ending in 'cunt' which probably makes it female but it's only referred to by name when I am falling off it or doing maintenance work to it.

If I had one wish I would wish for one of my bikes to be posessed by the spirit of Rodney Dangerfield so it could say things like: 'even down this skatepark/ part of town, I get no respect' and things. So then it would be called Rodney.

On balance, a free muffin is well worth risking the wrath of my boss.

I'll get to it.

edit: joined your FB

Aces, will do at home this evening.

Coffee/ tea offer stands and gawd bless ya guvna.

Brown surly with yellow bull bars or a raw and black bmx. In the faces/ bikes thread somewhere.

Fancy a race round Viccy Park one eve?

Am standing here beside myself. Didn't think altruism actually existed in this day and age.

Could you be persuaded to venture East as far as Bow?

You should take a thermos with you, I'd fill it up with some tea/ coffee for your troubles.

It's worth melting some candle wax into the bolts of the cleats that touch the floor to stop shit getting stuck in there.

If you rounded out the bolts by using the wrong size allen though...

100 lines for you:

I must read Sheldon Brown's website.

from Void's link

This is awesome, is it a modern Cervantes type thing?

Thank god they don't let gays ride bikes.

Tell it. It's like women and flying. The day I see a bumper on an aeroplane, I ain't getting on it.

You shouldn't judge gay people. God does that when he sends them to hell.

bike riding and yoga is all that's really needed

but true it probably won't turn too many bloke's heads while mincing down the beach in your speedo's

a bike wont give you an upper body though will it?

muscle mary

bike's are surprisingly good for arms (guns) or you could get some weights for home

is it strength or definition you're after?

Gym's are gay churches.

Ride your bike.

+1000000000 to banksy hate

I don't hate banksy at all, he's really good.

But putting up a pic in your house is like putting up a pic of those construction workers having lunch on that i beam in New Yoik and thinking your cutting edge.

i have a left-swing pac ultimate for £90 - strap goes over right shoulder

That sounds good.

Again, if you could post pics I could get you an answer tonight.

Cheers.

edit: getting this one

Bump for the 9 to 5ers.

Contact MaxCrowe.

Did, ta.

I have a 1995 Timbuk 2 Dee Dog(?) XL in Burgundy / Black- old skool with no internal dividers, but great condition (just need to find the retension strap).... It is vintage with a vintage price: £80. Have to wait for tomoz for pictures....

This sounds alright from what he said he was after. I'll see him tonight after work so if you could send pics before then I could get you an answer around six ish.

Whereabouts are you? I'm East.

wellgo's sold

decent cash for decent bag

My housemate wants a bag and doesn't have an acc here.

Chrome, timbuk2, or something.

Must be XL.

Money waiting.

Ta.