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salad a fuss about nothing really

Peel the other one.

It was always going to be pear shaped.

This thread just keeps going and going.

I mean, take my wife.

Please.

Looks lovelly, I'll have that please.

I like the fact that this thread is already on Bike Guides internet funnies thread... the incident is becoming an unforgettable/not-going-to-go-away meme.

I couldn't resist, it's funnier than the meme's I pinched combined.

(who are you on BikeGeek?)

This is absolutely hysterical but on a serious note I can think of two reasons why this may have escalated into violence:

1. People who do tricks on fixies really are pricks.
   
2. People who do tricks on fixies know about their reputations as being pricks and attempted to do something about being teased using the same brains that decided doing tricks on fixies is cool.
   

Excellent, this gives me plenty of time to arrange being stuck in a locked room with Kelly Brook.

AM or PM on Dec 12th?

bicycle magic on greatorex st in whitechapel do builds for £25 and they've got to be my favourite bike shop at the mo and have been for a while. can't recommend them enough

get a fly cobra inner tube, problem solved

that's bmx 20"

but anyway, get some armadillos and kiss punctures goodbye. well you'll get a LOT less anyway

or simply get punctures on your front wheel instead as that's a lot easier to remove

101 is the bestest eva

(so far)

those who fear change must be opposed !!!

Holy shit, you done been robbed by spiderman.

Possibly best thing to do would be to check in on the local fathers4justice group and see who had that costume last.

terrible stuff all round

mile end road is a bit of a horror show for accidents

really pissed off when they took away the bike lane and replaced it with a barclays blue streak of piss that gets ignored by drivers

it's fun but looks shit

can't wait to get back into it after a brief spell and a long break

apology not accepted. thanks for your comment redrum, but fuck you.

anybody who knows me on here knows my bike background, so i won't justify it to you. fyi i am doing everything by myself at the moment, which, if you have ever done any kind of project, you would know is a lot of work. I am also a full time editor as my day job. and as i mention in the post, i have the content sorted, but i won't say what i have on this forum.

if you are going to comment, please be more constructive. how very dare you make unfounded presumptions about my work ethic. i shall have to wait and see what proportion of your particular brand of single-minded cynicism is mirrored by other forum users.

Owing to the first line of this post, I would gladly work for you for free nay bother although (technically) I am a man. My spelling is grate and my punctuation: is perfect.

I could send you a CV showcasing my laudable credentials but fear I would be just another victim of sexism in the workplace which I abhor sweetcheeks.

tempted on the mds

is that just a really bad rattle can job?

what colour was it originally?

are you london?

edit: pm me is best

GB Winter Glooves Medium Used 1 pair
GB Winter Gloves Large New 1 pair

pics and prices?

the dx's and straps are for sales

can meet you after working hours wherev's

Untill they make hover bikes/ boards/ cars.

Bluequinn and matty:

True, true, maybe I got out of bed the wrong side this morning. But it should probably do what it says on the tin like.

edit: In fact fuck it, I'll shut up. Wish I was in bed.

Bass related lameness: I bought myself a decent wall hanger for £15 from Denmark St this weekend so my bass can stop falling over all the time but as an afterthought I sent this email to the manufacturer:

*Hello,

I just bought the above model from a local shop and it comes with the fittings for a solid brick wall which I intend to put it up on.

It's probably a silly question but could you confirm that this will support an electric bass guitar weighing 16 pounds as I bought it from an acoustic guitar shop.

Thanks in advance,

'Me.'*

And I got this reply this morning:

Hi 'Me',

Yes the stand will hold your electric bass, however for safety’s sake I’d suggest longer screws and good quality rawl plugs.
I use one of these hangers for my treasured Gibson Les Paul(which I’m sure you are aware is a heavy guitar) and with better fixings its been fine. Not to say the provided fixings won’t do the job, but ‘just in case’……

Brgds
*'Him'
*

So what the fuck does that mean? Er, yeah but no but.

It's the size what matters anyway.

ey, it's not about the size of the nail but the hammer you bang it in with

the doctor is in

it means your mother hated you

They've been famous since they were 9 months old.

yeah, i'm going to hell for that one