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Me and my crew ride velodromes on children's tricycles which means we are ten times cooler than all of you. After a tough day at the track squeezing in a few laps between stroking our egos, we ride home for piping hot tea served in a chocolate tea pot.

People love us.

I picked this up last night by the way.

Thanks again dirkbang and was nice to meet you.

De ja vous.

Please tell me you've got that toploader by now.

list of tricks: Barspin, skid, endo, wheelie. That is all

you forgot elitist attitude

Get a life, dorks...

It's 1am and you're on an internet forum.

Denial is not just a place in Egypt.

Embrace it.

no, he's a walker

your spelling is atrocious

however, reading the scobaliser's posts gives me an amazing feeling of empathy for people who decide to care for autistic children as a day job

it's both cute and rewarding

Zoidberg, then why do you spend your time and energy sitting behind someone with a lycra shorts in the first place?

Are you sure you hate it or did you confuse it for lush?

Ed, it's not out of choice, it doesn't last long and I've never been confused.

Well, until I saw your avatar that is...

Not so much of a fight, more suicide by internet.

The worst thing about cycling (apart from other cyclists) is being behind some bloke wearing lycra shorts.

I pass it off as toothpaste though so don't feel guilty.

It was fruit cider yadda yadda.

You remember that but not the cry-wank you had over me?

Personally, I still can't get the stains out.

Oh you must be single.

Why? Because I have a bottle of red wine and a microwave dinner in my basket?

No because your fucking ugly.

no

do you think you're hardcore if you overtake a courier on the way home too?

My Brooks saddle and seatpost were nicked from Old Street on a weekday afternoon a few months ago.

That was despite the saddle being covered with the unmarked plastic rain shield, and secured to the frame by a length of bike chain covered by inner tube.

Whoever nicked it just took apart the bike chain lock. I'd guess they used a chain tool since it was done neatly.

So gluing in a ball-bearing or soldering over the socket seems a much better idea.

unlucky jim

You (sic) just can't think straight that's all (sick).

Only a douchebag would think that.

oh touche

or should I say douche?

I thought only douchebags used the word douchebag.

sick picture

Seen that one before but still can't get over it.

Boom.

Got mine the other day.

Still not sure how to answer question 17.

You can bet your wife on it.

I'm Loic and so's my wife!

(Banana) Splitter!

ftfy

Thanks for the fine prune there.

Was there really a raison to italicise, underline and bold that?