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Does a smug sense of self satisfaction count as a prize?

Yeah I can see how it could be seen as a little obnoxious, but then again, national pride and forum arguments usually are...

Real life is a different Story- I got British mates, and I'm not this much of an arrogant c*nt either...

Little easier sure, but I'm a bit bored, couch surfing so thought f-ck it, relevant listage.... I'm gonna hit Richmond park in like an hour or so if anyone local is down...

The electric drill

the black box flight recorder

two stroke lawn mower

polymer bank notes

lined note pads

refrigeration

the bionic ear

pacemakers

penicillin for medical use

google maps

freestyle swimming

xerox photocopying

chuck those on your list buddy, all Australian....

We invented the car radio- look it up

As an ex-bmx rider I think this is brilliant. The trick Fixie thing is really a little bit lame. Some of the tricks are kinda impressive given the RESTRICTIONS of the 700c format but really, it can't hold a candle to bmx for tricks. A place for everything and everything in it's place.

Love to EVERYONE on two wheels.

When it Comes to the crunch you gotta do what you gotta do, D-Lock inclusive- wearing a helmet is an advantage, also, we're cyclists- kick the shit out of them! I'm generally a pacifist (I hate that word though), but within our legs is an unusual power that I'm sure could put some little skeezer in his/her place...

Best to avoid the whole thing though...

Well, it's a display of our (well, my) unflappable arrogance- I think way highly of myself, to you poncy Brits my brilliant diction probably does sound "funny" and as for shit in bed, well say what you want but i'd like to think I have a fairly decent list of gleaming references, and every performance I've put in that's been under par (and I'll admit there has been a couple), I've still left without a chink in my armour, gleaming, with the slightly-less-than-lucky lass still left thinking it was a worthwhile experience!

So talking funny, being arrogant (without being a wanker), and being shit in bed (on the odd occasion) can still be pulled off in an endearing light!

Don't bother arguing, because I'm great at that too =D

Basically the only rule for cycling is getting from a to b safely in the shortest time possible. If you jump every red regardless of oncoming traffic you're a twat and will be hit by a car eventually, and if you wait at every red don't expect your mates to wait for you. Simple. Back home they're closing in on cyclist running reds (because they got nothing better to do) and my courier mate's got a $1000 suspended fine set to drop on his he'd if he gets done again. Considering our peak hour is like a Sunday arvo in London I think it's pretty rough...

some of us are riding to windsor soon

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Soon? Like when?

I got nothing on this arvo dude, bit of a pedal?

Yeah bud it's me- what's good? Just staying in touch with matters abroad?

Pff brakes and a helmet. What a geek.

Yeah. Ballistic.

Anyhow got nothing on tomorrow, anyone down for a flex at any stage?

Got a few joints under my belt by now, but currently head bartender at crown and sceptre in Adelaide- nominated for bartender of the year this year (if I don't say so myself, thankyou very much =D)

Sorry, I guess you have to be a member of walkabout.eu.com to get it. In real life I'm a bartender so that's as close to professional as you're gonna get I guess...

Really? I'd have to definitely say I'm an ice queen...

So hippy, what kind of drinker are you?

Aussies think far too highly of themselves, are shit in bed and talk funny. Fact.

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Probably true but we're so good at it!!

:)

Love how short suburban garden hoses are in Oz...

Yeeeeh, frum all the beewwwwwwwgggsss mate, snip 'em off, no wuriez, punchin' mad conez til the sun cum up, rip the killer bush buds frum up near the rezzie bro, suckin mad tinnies round the barbie!!!

You sir are making ridiculous generalisations, and seem entirely too interested in our politics.

Rudd, like all politicians, makes gestures to win the people over, but you can't argue with the fact that australia is one of the very few countries not in recession currently.

And your women looooovvvvvvvveeeeee our brozed physiques and beaches...

Jeez that is pretty crass, not exactly "boozed up Brits abroad" bit still, a little damaging to my national
pride...

Yo maybe nex week fo the drinks, but I'm down for the RIDING... I've no time for useless banter with these petty brits who had no sense to get to 'straya when the getting was good and their poor excuse for a summer (just kidding, not really, it's all in good humour =D). Lets form a good old fashioned Aussie bikie gang and ride on the capital!

I dunno.. these overgearies.. coming over here taking our jobs.. ruining our health service.. bloody immigrants.

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Haha- "they took ewr jerrrrrbs!!"

also 48:15= very nice

I very solidly have no idea whatsoever the point you're trying to make with that link.

Also I think you hate Aussies because your women like us better and all we give you in return is fosters, neighbours and home and away, all of which we couldn't give two sh*ts about.

Also we regularly beat you at sports you invented.

But it's cool, no hard feelings chaps ;D

Maybe my FunFact is more specific to state capitals?