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I hope the truck driver makes an impulse purchase of Dostoevsky's Winter Notes on Summer Impressions and studiously ploughs through all 267 pages, only to end up disappointed that there are no tits in it.

+1 for the 'If all else fails, twat it with a mallet' method.

You and me both. 100% agree with this. Sometimes on my bike, things just don't feel right. Thats when I tend to slow down and take it easy. Weird feeling, kind of like when there is a full moon.

Yep - me too.

Have also discovered that when I'm cycling hung over, I'm as jumpy as fuck in situations that I wouldn't normally think twice about.

well that doesn't really make sense VV because no one is born a teenager are they? you have to be 13, at least, to be a teenager, so you can't kill a teenager when they are a new born baby, if you see what I mean? you could kill a teenager but as I've said, not till that teenager was (at a minimum) 13, which is quite a wait really. and also i am not sure that violence is the answer, especially - if i understand what you are saying - this Herod-like approach of slaughtering infants. and that's not taking in to account all the babies that would die before they ever became teenagers so you'd be killing them needlessly anyway. maybe this is the way they do things in France, I don't know, though I have been there and I'm sure I saw a few young people in American style hats and coats.

+1 Better to just raise the legal abortion threshold to 13 years

^ That is one mother of a strong crane though.

Thanks for the repost.

Err ... if you check back, you'll find that NOWHERE on this forum have I EVER claimed not to be a total fucking cock.

Why the fucking fuckety fuck fuck?

Hi all

i have recently changed my rear cog from a no make 16t to a dura ace 15t and now my chains overly loud? i have sorted out my chain line to near perfect by using washers behind my chain ring and have tried diffrent lubes but the noise is still there! are dura ace cogs known for being loud? i really dont know...

cheers

Assuming track ends or rear facing dropouts then have you checked the alignment of the rear wheel? Look at your rear cog and chainring directly from above ... are the teeth fully centered between the chain links? If your rear wheel is aligned even slightly off, it can cause your cog / chainring teeth to pull diagonally against the chain, resulting in noise at the point where the teeth come into contact with the edges of the chain.

Going to get flamed to fuckery here, but I actually find that TWO tugnuts are great for micro-adjustments to wheel alignment.

For the mechanically adventurous among you.

Sturmey Archer 2 speed fixed gear hub

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200381802772&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:1123#ht_500wt_924

Sadly, already £90 with 9 days left, so fuck that.

Says fixed/fw - most PROBABLY flip-flip rather than choice of either.

Dead easy to change if not ... you'll need a chainwhip and a lockring spanner

How big is the biggest Owl?

Tawnicus Gigantius.

Max 2 Metres in Girth. Only has a wingspan the size of a sparrow's and bollocks the size of melons, which unfortunately prevent it from flying.

Now you've fucking done it!

They'll be burning hipster jeans in the streets of Kabul.

'Liquid silk' is best for big cogs

I actually had to google that to see whether it really existed. I thought it was another euphamism for "gentleman's relish" or "chef's secret sauce" or somesuch

I'd personally use a chainwhip

I commute from various locations around London to my workplace at Brick Lane DOZENS of times a day ... on different bikes too!

/Ducks/

I wish my commute was a bit longer, it's only a 7 mile round trip

Do a few laps?

Yep - circa 30 Miles fixed (Teddington -> Mayfair) per day on 48/17

Flat as fuck apart from a little hill in Richmond Park. I do try to HTFU and do it all year round, just to be able to tell my work colleagues that they are all poofs. Must admit, trying to look as though you really enjoyed it when you're soaking wet and your hands have turned blue can be tricky.

that is like the smartest thing i've ever seen on a bike
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Forgive my ignorance (or just call me a thick cunt), but what is it?

Address:

Sussex Scaffolding Brighton Ltd
8, Willingdon Rd
Brighton
East Sussex
BN2 4DF

Tel

01273 602235
Mob

07710 949306

"Designed by scientists
Built by robots
Driven by a cunt"

I ride badly around London, but then I DO own the fucking place

.....

Genesis flyer on Gumtree for £300...

http://www.gumtree.com/london/56/45044856.html

The description has 'nicked' all over it.

It will heal itself. But your cock will get AIDS.

Not sure how to describe this without giving too much away before you see the vid, so here's the "kids' slide shaped like a massive bell end" fail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc

The internet is full. Reclaim space by sending me your best and largest porn and I'll put it somewhere safe.