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It's freaking me out... Please make it stop... ;]

Same here. Any more of this and I swear I'm going to start killing prostitutes again.

Welsh. Presently working on bringing down the English economy from the inside by being a lazy cunt in the office.

Gayest trackstand pic ever.

While searching for a suitable shit pun, I believe I may have inadvertently stumbled upon the gayest trackstand pic ever.

bargain: http://cgi.ebay.com/Fixie-Fixed-Gear-Bikes-Desktops-25-images_W0QQitemZ320426605942QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4a9ae9fd76&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

If anyone buys and wants to split, I'd like dibs on the cranks from pic 4 and the quill stem from pic 4. Cheers. Will send you a pic of £75 for them.

"Fucking Hipster"

Fucking amateurs re. growing up.

I fondly remember as a kid when my mother was around 30, she used to try to impress my father by rolling down the stairs EVERY time he came back from the pub pissed.

"Christ"

Would look great ...

... on a bike.

Do you honestly think your bike will not get stolen because you have non matching pedals, because that is in essence what you're saying?

If so, seriously, have a word with yourself.

Nope - I'm saying that there may be slightly less chance of broad daylight, in public theft (the only way some cunt will ever get my bike without physically breaking into my house, as I now have the bike in my bedroom while the wife sleeps in the shed) as the particular choice of pedals would make it fucking difficult to ride off quickly on without the same combination of cleats.

Right. Well aware that some cunts will nick anything going, but I'm talkint about the broad daylight cut_lock_and_fuck_off_sharpish scrotes that operate in central London.

Thinking that removing the 'fuck_off_sharpish' option MAY reduce the attraction if there are easier pickings nearby.

Disclaimer: I have U'd TFS and couldn't find anything specific.

Something just dawned on me ... is there any correlation between the instances of bikes being nicked and type of pedal attached? I'm wondering whether thieves in general tend to shy away from bikes with the smaller clipless pedals.

I presently have Time Atac Aliums on my Fixed roadie (just about flat-pedallable) and Speedplay Frogs (tiny) on my MTB ... I was thinking of swapping one of the pedals on each .... will make both bikes look a bit weird, but means that they'd be a bit tricky to ride away on unless the scrote just happens to have the correct mismatching cleats or is prepared to fit new pedals.

I eagerly await my bike appearing in Non-Porn......

Ed

Send the picture to Foxtons.

+1

"Dear Foxtons,

Please find attached a picture of one of your cars occupying a desirable, compact location in a much sought-after area ideal for the first time buyer.

Please reprimand the driver and kick him in the cunt."

£500 for the frame if you paint it baby blue.

You've got the make and model details.

You're 1 step away from getting address and contact details.

So ... advertise it on gumtree and end the listing with "No Blacks, Muslims or Gays"

yep.. solid stuff man, well done!

I am going to honour you move and Dlock the first person i see running with a handbag. together we can fight it!

Already there mate.

By the time she came round, she stated that she was only rushing for the bus to get to the bingo, but you can't be too careful .....

Dibs

I'm sorry, all our Gibbons are currently busy raping other clients. Press 1 if you would instead like to be wanked off by a Kimodo Dragon, or stay connected to be brutally arse-reamed by a gang of stoats on PCP.

Please note. If you are ginger then we will be unable to assist, as it will be impossible for any of our starfish marauders to raise a boner.

Don't think I have seen this here yet..

[Pic removed as it burns, it burns]

1) It's a Colnago
2) The forks are ugly too...

Owner needs to be raped by a Gibbon and beaten to death with a piece of knotted rope.

^ Oops - that must chafe somewhat.

Could someone please post the obligatory comment about drunk cycling being antisocial, dangerous and to be discouraged?

Of COURSE cycling can be a bit tricky after 13 pints ... what isn't?

It's these twats who manage to crash whilst stone cold sober we should be having a pop at.

Have a few discs removed and vertebrae fused together.

Think it translates to "You're fucked going uphill"

I've been doing some work out in India recently.

The guys out there are actually dumbfounded when I explain that I choose to use a bicycle, even though I own a car.

RhysPo- is your office window close enough to photograph the thieves if they do start stealing a bike?

As you pointed out the coppers will assign a very low priority to this, but if bikes are taken and you have decent photographs it might help get the bikes back and the thieves arrested as I would expect them to be "known" to the Police?

I kept eyes peeled in between meetings etc but didn't see anything.

The downside for me personally was that, having got agreement to bring my bike inside the office for the day, I then had to answer questions on why it hasn't got gears etc etc

I explained it actually had two, and you change gear by removing the rear wheel and turning it round, but for some reason, my colleagues didn't see the attraction of it.

Just looked out of my office window and spotted a couple of scrotes taking mobile snaps of bikes and locks in Hanover Square.

Sadly haven't got time to hang around for the afternoon to dispense D-Lock justice, but have tipped off the local bill (not expecting anything to happen over that though).

If your bike is currently locked up in W1, then I'd shift it asap.

What is the advantage/reason for having such huge wheels?

From a distance it makes you look like a midget, then as you approach the observer and dismount, it perplexes them that you are in fact normal height, thus giving them a perspective disorientation disorder for the rest of the day.

It actually makes camels fall over.