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I want a bike for Christmas...

friend of a friend was stopped for RLJing. She was told either she had three choices: either she goes on a safety course for cyclist (ie climb into a lorry cab) or she takes a £30 fine AND 3 points on her license or she goes with him to the station.

Whether or not she could be given points on her license it was definitely used as a threat.

you and your fucking cornish pasties!

Saw one guy with a trailer full of kids behind him and three huskies attached to the front of his bike pulling him along in true Arctic style. was fucking ace!

But yea, the whole thing was maddening. Nice to see people on their bikes, but geez the pace was slow

In, although may well arrive late

1. Bernie
   
2. 50/14
   
3. vélo libre
   
4. joe smith
   
5. Roymund
   
6. Balki
   
7. dicki
   
8. middleofnowhere
   
9. 
   
10. dublinkevin
    
11. mmccarthy
    
12. Sniffy
    
13. winston smith
    
14. BrainBreaker
    
15. Clever Pun
    
16. Aleksi
    
17. Bearfoot ( advice by the doctors due to a lack of vitamin G)
    
18. hillbilly
    
19. Clara
    
20. Mr.Drunk
    
21. thebaldbuzzard
    
22. Jester
    
23. betty
    
24. Kirth
    
25. henrycollie
    
26. stevo_com (if only just to up the Irish contingent)
    
27. Clockwork_killa
    
28. izgard
    

i did this geared with loaded panniers. it's hard, but doable. with no load on the bikes should be no problem fixed - although there could be difficulties going downhill. and yea, north cornwall is fucking hilly.

funnier still when we arrived at a pub to find out there was a wedding going on. yaaargh!

Definitely IN

1. Captain Velocibeard (in spirit)
   
2. ScurvySeaGav
   3.Bearfoot (aka Long Foot silver)
   4.
   
3. 
   
4. dubloon dicki
   
5. mashtonrubbishpiratepun
   8.arrrrPM
   9.flintlock_killa
   
6. Long John H Silver
   
7. Oooaaaark Minor
   
8. D. Gibbet
   
9. DeadMansHand
   
10. middle o' nowherrrrrrrr
    
11. 
    16.
    
12. skydansarrrh
    
13. tom kaaaaaaaaaaaa&e
    
14. Spudgermetimbers
    
15. spyboat
    
16. ScurvySumo
    
17. Sea Fox
    
18. Nenugnewa-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
    
19. Marauding Magpie
    
20. Edmundrowrowrowyourboat
    
21. Izgaaaaaaaaaaaarghd
    

No, just an experiment to see how burnt Bad Matt can get. Ive put a fiver on 1st degree burns....

replace suncream with tanning lotion. hilarity ensues

Wow, Reuben, you sound mildly touretty. Must be a bad hangover.

I have discovered that consecutive ones seem to build upon each other

fuck I want so much. might have to have beer for lunch

and a road trip.

i also want a spoke card

I feel awful. Anyone out drinking tonight? I've resigned myself to drinking myself stupid this week.

same deal with my uni. gotta apply for a keycard with a £25 refundable deposit and can't park anywhere else. halls contract is explicit about bikes not being brought inside for any reason. oh well, might have to sort some rain covers out...

aaand i'm out of the ride tomorrow. left my wallet at work and gotta go see if i can retrieve it in the morning since I have zero cash and zero food. this may turn out to be an interesting weekend.

Furpect day for a hangover ride.

In. Will go gears and lycra after shagging my knees a bit down to brighton. if I'm the only one I will turn around and hang out at LMNH, where at least I won't be alone.

good job he has an aero head to reduce air drag.

fucking love that stuff

if anything you look sexier than ever. hope you're allright

*Not everyone who does or does not wear a helmet is or is not a cunt
Not everyone who is or is not a cunt does or does not wear a helmet

*Some philosophical wisdom imparted by PGM

so basically... the argument today is about what argument we should be having today. that being the case, i'd like to point out that anyone arguing for or against helmets is a racist Christian benefit thief.

are we going to discuss brakless riding today?

or 22 cunts depending on who they are playing...

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