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or like a non smoking sign on your cigarette break.

Oh that's poor

Sit up with no hands and steal coffee and pod/phone. Sell phone on ebay and use proceeds to pay a pikey to slap the cunt. Use cord to garotte pikey for plausable deniability and roll away laughing like a hyena

You got me laughing like hyena there

Question:
Cunt crosses road with ipod/phone and coffee in hand inappropriately, what do you do?
A: Mow him/her down
B: Slap the coffee out if his/her hands
C: Yank their headphone cord or mobile

D-Lock his window and steal his baby from the carseat. Raise it as your own and brainwash it into having an irrational hatred of Toyota. Thats what i'd do anyway.

I like that. But probably a certain Oliver S will tell us off for doing so....

i sometimes think im looking out for people to give me cause to swear and generally hurl abuse at. i seem to get some sort of satisfaction out of it and therefore no ones day should be without some small amount of abuse.

+1

That's a bit harsh!
I called him a cunt and then thought I'm same as this lowlife

Last night at Kensington Church Street (Churchill pub) by some tit in a Toyota people carrier driving in the wrong direction causing me to swerve manically to get out of his bloody way, twat then gets out of car and start foul mouthing me in front of his wife and kids (classy), what's the thing to do in situations like this?

Dammit, I'll keep looking for a Pug

If Aran somehow pulls out can I get 2nd dibs on the Pug frame?

You should always carry the ceramic from a sparkplug in your pocket, just tip it on a windscreen and it will shatter to bits ;-) YouTube - Crackin a Truck window with a piece of spark plug

FTW

I'm after a cheap and cheerful fixed beater/pub bike, nothing fancy, ideally frame with wheelset around the 57cm mark. Would prefer something with wheels though, got some spares at home so could consider frame only. Cheers. J

I hate cuntish mini cab drivers that over take me only to cut me off 50 yards up the road!

Estate agents are all cunts it's just that the foxtons lot or even bigger cunts, only second behind mini cab drivers, in the league table London's most cuntish road users ever!

+1

If everyone else will, I'll stump up a fiver to pay Tommy's internship staking out the E&C roundabout for a week.

I'll even double it if he manages to get a picture of The Original London Banshee and AFL Dude in the same picture.

+1

I'll up the stakes 20 quid if you get them together on a tandem!

I've been reading this thread with great interest for a while, and f*ck me I was excited to get the pictures, only to find out it wasn't perhaps the original banshee. But certainly Tommy has served his apprenticeship to get himself a job as a cycle pap.

not interested in selling it as pictured?

PM'd!

Sirius lo-pro £440?

I'll chuck in some risers and a high-rise stem.

Still out of my league though, not a bad bike but what's the deal with the bull horns?

Too steep for me I'm afraid, I'll keep looking for something cheap and cheerful.

Ballpark figure please

Is that a reason to celebrate? Not too sure if it's over here, it sure is in Holland though. Anyhow Tuesday it is, after 6pm ok?

Cheers y'all. Mine it'll be.
am working in SW5 so only a short jouney, Tuesday ok?

getting a slight sense of hostility here, as I've only signed up yesterday and don't want to start making enemies after 24 hours, should I do the honourable thing and pass it on to no. 2?

80? i'll take it