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fair enough

aha, sneaky drinks and special places eh... some kind of grooming afoot here...

Jayloo - PM me your deets for postcards

note to self

You worried what might happen to all the men if left to yourselves to ask for directions greasy?

as if the disappointment of not being able to do the ride weren't enough, i'm gonna miss out on that kick-ass card...great work donut!

where there's a will, tika my lovely...

corny tells a great story about a very drunken bridesmaid, end of the night, it's all a bit messy and she starts doing handstands on the dance floor - the dad looks round as her dress rumples around her ears and booms out across the room, over the disco soundtrack, "put it away jessica, no one wants to see your growler"

best use of the word i've heard, still makes me chuckle :)))

great showing so far! up to the mid-twenties and still 4 weeks to go to the ride...i'm trying to think of ways to work this into the holiday plans..hmmmm...

and "Attack of the 50 Fixed Women"? genius! can the thread title be updated to that...?

p.s. any chance of a bit of front page promotion for this one?

Top work taking the lead on this Clefty! am gutted won't have the chance to spend a bit of quality time with youse all - picnics, pubs and pushbikes being 3 of my favourite things (crisp apple strudle being another) but holidays call...

way to go laydeez! wishing you a fantastic day for the 28th - will be with you in spirit. hope the sun shines bright
x

to all the folks who worked hard at putting this together - i salute you!! AND the DJs were doing a fantastic job. i'm sorry that it felt like your efforts were being undervalued - we clearly needed to show you all a lot more love on the day - but my toes were tapping and hips swaying with the tunes.

shame the owner of what is a great space was so uptight - i wonder what the story is there.. maybe angry residents out front? in which case, setting up on the back porch would solve that..

really glad i made the trip down (great cocktails!) - here's to more, and better, bright times :)

pedestrians who, having blithely crossed a narrow turning in the road when the little man's on red, and freezing momentarily when they realise you're coming at them, then start dancing about in front of you, following your every swerve like a bloody tracking device, while you're desperately trying to go round them to avoid hitting them, going over the handlebars, landing in a heap and fucking your left elbow, left knee, left hand and neck.

Pedestrians can be extremely crap at dealing with their mistakes. We have it every sodding day. The high-heeled media tart, appearing with winning smile from the front of a parked bus, tottering uncertainly then backtracking too late; the bloated pinstriped suit, braying into cellphone as he blindly steps out, languidly trotting to safety in his bench-crafted Oxford brogues, oblivious to the carnage he has left behind; the tourist, giggling in delighted oopsi-daisies cos it's all part of the crazy London Experience, camera in hand but brain sadly never in gear: sooner or later you're going down cos of one of these mugs.

So thanks Dozy McFuckwit, TCR, 8.45am this morning. Tomorrow when you're happily looking out of your window at the morning sun I'll be gazing unintentionally down at my right foot due to my neck muscles being locked, replaying the same two seconds of my best, front-brake-assisted manoeuvres back in my head and seeing your stupid countenance bobbing about in front of me like some zombified weeble-man.

I mean jeeez.

next time jim jams, use them to help scrub your speed. heal quick

hey lady - missed this yesterday but trust you had a good one! all the best

such a lovely evening with y'all, great to hang out with the ladies and gents of wests! VeeVee, will PM you for Brittany tips..

many happy returns mister - here's a birthday suit for ya

as far as you can remember maybe...but there are photos, lot and lots of photos...

got a new supply of rohypnol in greasy?

don't be fooled - he'll tell you those sweets are just for you and make you feel all special and stuff...but how quickly he moves on

generous of you mac, but we'd hate to rob you - the emerald isle needs it to live up to that name, after all :))

yay to sunday!

got hijacked by a lage glasweigan who made me drink whiskey all night..it hurts...

mccarthy - have a great Belfastian summer dodging the sun ;)
jayloo - really hope to catch up on the weekend

i love good ads - that snickers sunday football spot is genius. GENIUS!!!

but if you want to take a look at why most of it is utter shite, this might be a repost, but it nails it...

i have to go snort cocaine of a stripper's tits now

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1417085460030712897

very sad news. deepest sympathies to her family and friends.

first time down souths and what a splendid time!

corny - thanks for leading the way on the ride down, jeez that wind was cruel! and for general loveliness and chips xx
Markyboy, Dropout, Emile, Katt - always a pleasure to have a good old natter
Jonny, Joe, Festus, Skully - lovely to see you all again...festus - thanks for the props on the bike! it's creaky and in need of tlc but i do love it.

next time i'm ordering a burger...

porridge

London killed my brain and for that.. I will have my revenge!

i heard that brain rot was caused by over-indulgence with midgets. just a rumour mind..