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Without wishing to be overly pedantic a bumbaclot/rarsclot is indicative of a piece of cloth or paper that one might use to clean one's anus.

Thank you.

Fair do's, i was just going with what the Jamaican lady sitting next to me said.

Damned lies! You can't suck your teeth proper, I bet you cant even do that finger clicking thing.

i'm not sure calling someone an Arse Period was needed TBH

about a million white vans and flatbed trucks taking up the whole fucking road.

No need for that bumbaclaat!
sucks teeth

i was having trouble spelling haematoma

Hmm, Richardson was a n00b skier and had a minor fall, it was a freak accident. You could bang your head on a cupboard and cause a bloodclot. Are you suggesting we should all wear helmets all of the time?

black cabs are pretty good i find. much better than those minicab fuckers.

When was the last time you got free Champagne in an Addisson Lee ?

I think i saw supernod last night bombing it across vauxhall bridge then on towards Pimlico way. browny grey raincoat that hasn't been washed since 1987 and a rather fetching orange fluro vest. He looked so proud when he bounce past me before swerving randomly through a red light.

i have a gossamer helmet because of my allergies.

i wear a helmet because my girlfriend makes me :(

i don't think that the police are too bothered either to TBH. I complained to a policeman once about the bike and parts theft in hackney and they said why didn't I buy a cheaper bike :(

Thats typical of the police attitude. Get mugged for your phone or iPod and its the same old "if you don't wanna get mugged don't work hard and earn money so you can have nice things".

I blame Thatcher.

Fair haired dude with beard and red courierbag, on white frame, fixed. Holland Park roundabout about 8:15 this morning, you were heading down towards Holland Park and i was doing the earls court road.

Howdy.

Shit thread.

Calm down son

My gazump was Pete Sampras - wtf!

I was outraged.

haha, i can kinda see the attraction.

My gf gave me a free pass to 'do' Scarlett if I ever got the chance (don't scoff, stranger things have happened at sea), but have you seen her in Vicky Cristina Barcelona? She was fucking dreadful... Also made me reappraise Penelope Cruz who I thought was excellent for once and not the simpering knob she normally is...

I have the same clause with SJ and Britanny Murphy and Jessica Alba, although in return i have to accept a gazumping from Ewan McGregor or James McCavoy, damm those hansome sweaties.

Has anyone ever tried... CARRRRRRRRRRRR! It used to work when i was a young lad playing football in the street.

Well if you can't beat em join em, i'll ride with a cigar from now on

I work in part of a cardiovascular disease research group and we have a couple of people do analysis on how particulate matter in air bourne pollutants alters blood clotting.
All I can say is their presentations really make me want to try wearing a pollution mask again when riding in cities.

I might try wearing surgical masks, if its good enough for Cambodians it'll work for me.

+1

I know it seems funny now but it's really not, besides, taking your shit out on someone just because he drives a Lamborghini isn't cool, you know nothing at all about this guy but because he drives a Lamborghini you think it's ok to do that, would you have done it to someone in an old Nissan Micra or something??

Also, as Scott said, you're just going out of your way to give this guy an excuse to dislike cyclists and maybe next time he wakes up with a hangover and feels like pissing someone off he'll see someone on here who's spent there hard earned Do$$ah to buy their dream bike (NJS, BJ etc.) and smack into them for a laugh "seeing as they can afford to get it fixed".

Disappointing...

Besides, the way car prices are, Lamborghini's especially, this guy probably works in Tesco or something

Well that was refreshing, apart from the Car fumes and kilo of diesel residue i just swallowed. Can't help thinking a helmet might be a good investment.

and the bus driver is slower then you FULL STOP

Last time I took the tube in rush hour I had a massive panic attack there were so many people rammed in there and I arrived at my destination with a cold.

How the fuck do they do it? Every day?! I'd fucking kill myself.

There are a few standard rules to lighten up the journey.

The Tube equivilent of a nodder is a Wheely (Someone with a suitcase light enough to carry but they insist on pulling it a metre behind them). General consensus on dealing with a Wheely is to either kick the suitcase or stick a foot under it and go for the tip. This makes overtaking alot easier. You get extra points if the suitcase is pink.

The only good part of getting the tube is the women in high heels, and even thats a poisoned chalace, i nearly had one penetrate my metatarsal yesterday.

mate I live camberwell, work chiswick, so i'm past shepherds bush and then on a bit more each day...route is great and vauxhall bridge ok really...if you're SE beers anytime soon can compare notes...

Thats good to hear, gonna try it tomorrow morning. I really don't think i can handle the Victoria Line interchange at Ox Circus anymore.

Easy, and there's a cycle route that takes you off the road for the bit around Vauxhall Cross if you need it.

Well thats good to know, cheers

Riding from Shepherds Bush to Camberwell... possible? The prospect of Vauxhall bridge doesn't really enthral me to be honest. Many a time have i've seen cyclists disapear down the side of a bendy bus.