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I tried to find the first posting but couldn't really be arsed. I did find this though:

'Went into a hardware store the other day, says to the fella - "You got a box of nails?"

He says "Yeah, how long do you want 'em?"

I says "I wanna keep 'em!"

I cycled passed Upton park last nite and saw 9 season tickets nailed to the gates. I thought 'I'm having those!'.

Well you can never have enough nails can you!

15 min nap in the bog works wonders

Yep. Block off an hour in your outlook calendar and then pretend you are going to an important meeting. Puurrrfect.

Pedestrians should wear helmets.

It's the brakeless pedestrians that are the problem.

You forgot this one Pisti...

Done.

Tottenham
Wigan
Fulham
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Pompey

Fuck suspension he should be put in jail for that, the dirty fucking cunt...

Agreed, Michael Brown is filth. The silly twat tried to get us relegated when he was playing for us.

I'd like to see Brum go in for Darren Anderton/Jamie Redknapp/Michael Bridges when various ships sink over the summer.

:)

I'd like to see Brum go in for Bullard when the Hull ship sinks over the summer.

Bullard is one more Scott Parker tackle away from retirement.

RIP chester city fc :-(

A football club ceases to exist and what do the BBC have as thier top 3 sports stories...

• Shower of shit Graham Onions ruled out of a pointless test match
  
• David Beckham gets excited
  
• Two aging Pakistan cricketers don't like each other
  

What's needed are massive fines for the companies involved.

This.

Woeful news.

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=7

Start from the beginning of the thread. Awesome.

Massive 6 days for Fulham start tomorrow. 90mins (and a half decent team) away from an FA cup semi-final (at wembley!) and then we're off to Turin for Juventus.

What a simply amazing season... Thanks Roy.

Seriously though, it would be good to arrange a ride for when you are fully recovered.

A ride would be good

Clive's arse ride?

There will have to be two big hills though. :)

YouTube- Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

Poor effort then

POOR EFFORT! Whose the big boy then, making fun of a poor effort, just because it is not a good effort,

why don't you F right off!!

Willy.

Wind up is my guess

I think it should have been a corner... seriously.

A goal kick is a direct free kick (if it goes straight into the goal, it is counted) except that an own goal cannot be scored from it.

Funny though, I love the big lad's celebration.

+2 for Keith.. very sad.

Marco. I'll smash your knee caps, remove your seat post and piss in it, then slash your tires if bad mouth the Barnes again.

I'll let the big man speak for himself...

They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back

Sex piss in his seat post.

I seriously think Arsenal could slip in the backdoor

The backdoor has always been the Barnes way...