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Spotted - Me by the fuzz, jumping a red light on Shaftsbury Ave.
Fuzzy Man:
"You went through those red lights back there"
I did my very best:
"Sorry sir, won't do it again sir, I know its not an excuse but I'm late for work sir."
Fluttered the eyelids a bit.
Fuzzy man:
"I think we have met before, are you a courier?"
Me, sad face:
"No sir"
Fuzzy man:
"You know its a 30 pound fine"
Me, now alarmed:
"Yes sir"
Fuzzy man:
"Go on then"
Me smiley now:
"Thanks sir"Charm gets them every time!
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IMO I don't think much of her music. I like the absurdity of her theatrical outfits, I think they are fun.
But really I think she's a clever girl, shes got peoples attention everyone is talking about her. And she loves it, and shes racking it in.
I'll be really intrested to see what she does over the next 5 years.
But the way she talks is so annoying and pretentious. Shes probably a right dick in real life. -
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Yesterday afternoon - Jonny having a little snooze with a Guinness in front of the football in the East Dulwich Tavern, I kid you not. Then Pickle going past as I left Jonny to his siesta.
Hello! Would have stopped but I thought I was late, turns out I was two weeks early. Full of fail.
Nice to see you though, had to double take, as you were on your motorbike.
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Horrific, gross and violent.
http://fukung.net/v/28951/002f1081cc2d416f33ae0217d27a1584.gif
not for that faint hearted.