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ON one end of the lead,the Owner. The other a shit obsessive, tongue lolling, Bollock licking, subservient, stupid, Human.

when i'm not on my bike, it becomes the most pokey, clumsy, awkward, bastard in the hallway contrivance in Christendom. Is it just me?

Hey joelipol.
I've read that book. What's a chatataucay?

They don't work that way. They break You in.

Seriously though, try your old saddle for a few miles, bet it feels worse

the wear was between the ring and sprocket caused by rotational force. the lockring I tightened with a drift and hammer after using a c spanner. You may be right Mr Tiles but I suspect the sprockets too soft

about six months ago, I fitted a 17 tooth miche sprocket which i purchased from wiggle. this has a two part ring and sprocket. the ring screws onto the hub and the splined rim locates in the sprocket. The other day I noticed the lock ring was loose.

This was caused by the sprocket moving about because the ring is now a dick fit.
the fucking thing could have killed me. I've now got a lovely new one piece one from HUBJUB now.

stupid question 107462.
why do single speed riders use toe clips rather than clipless (clip in) pedals?

make love to her doggy style. After a couple of minutes call out Her best freinds name.

Two questions. 1. I'm like a Dog. I feel abandoned, my master has left me forever. 2. what happens when you're toe clips refuse to let go?

thank you. all

I have just ridden my bike fitted with a brooks B17 narroy saddle. I now have to sit down for a piss. whats wrong (with the saddle)

I went to catholic school run by Nuns, They called them "Belisa Beacons" and they dressed in black and white stripes. Sorry but 40 years on and I'm still fucked up!

Has anyone else puked into a string bag. you only ever do it once.

Hello Snails.
Obtain a book called "The official highway code" published by the department for Transport. I bought mine in W.H.Smiths for £2.50. cheers

here,s another one.http://villiers-velo.co.uk/Villiers-Velo/main.htm

ER. whilst writing the above, Guerillaphoto gave us a plan B. Go to a plumbers merchant and purchase a pipe freezing kit. this it a can of liquid CO2 and a cuff.

if you want caustic, nip along to a plumbers merchants and ask for "spirit of salts". tell them your'e unblocking a drain rather than the real reason, unless you want every fucking plumber in london pointing at you

Racing? sorry I thought Mick was asking about johnnies. (condoms)

bontrager hardcase tyres and lightweight tubes are 99% as good as tubs. well i'm a fat bastard and the're ok for me!

quote from Samuel.L.Jackson interview " never lose your cool, but if you do, make it count".

however, my psychiatrist will only let me eat my dinner using crayons.

get some ultra bright L.E.D's from Maplins ( compare the L.E.D. light output in lumens). calculate power required as 2V 20mA per Led.

try P.V.A. (wood glue). it dries clear and is waterproof

Ahead. you can strip out the whole front end with allen keys. saves you keeping a pair of huge spanners for the headset in your back pocket.

greens my favorite colour. (any room for a fat old git?)