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A mate of mine came a to a 'bad taste' party as Ian Huntley, complete with blood and, err, 'white' stains on his caretaker's uniform. Proper wrongness.

Toothpaste? I don't get it???

;)

Nowt wrong with being gutted and knee-jerking your way through 6 posts of desperation. Not nice having your bike nicked like.

It's the 'SOS' bit that fucks me off like. "Save our souls" is wrongly used too many times!

Also, it would take a lot for me to call a lass, a cunt like.

I went to a bad taste party once, there were two blonde girls in matching manchester united tops. didn't really get it. then about half way through the night it clicked.
Soham Murders.

Bad Taste indeed.

Ooof! Did they have subtle dark bruises and what not?

Flatmates are going as Gary Glitter and Madeline McCann. I like how they married the two unrelated stories.

thanks, good to know i can always count on you guys for great advice. now i know what newbies feel like...

High fucking 5 me later Teddy!

http://www.instructables.com/id/toilet_paper_costume/

^ no no... i was answering your ? in a slightly stealthy way.
oh fuggeddit...
The mean machine in question belongs to Teddy.

I know flower, I was being a cunt, thus the wink I dropped at the bottom.

cheers mate! i was in my own world and didn't notice anyone else. was i singing my head off?

I was walking about with Soup talking about the most offensive thing I could dress up as to a Halloween party, but I still think you checked me out and maybe dropped a wink!

Turns out, Ian Huntley is answer.

ahem. quick, cheap and easy costume ideas desperately needed...

Pink swim hat, tiny triangle of white paper.

Gary Glitter.

Don't forget gram.

Or Goat (Halloween - Rasta) or Glue.

Change your name to PigFucker.

Job done

fixed

Aye, don't think it was geared

;)

cheers for that Doctor C, you know i didn't even see the word 'sample' in the title. well may still swing by but may just not bother and get on with the serious business of sampling a G.

Nee bother.

G-note, a brother (what up G) or a Guinness?

Heading towards Old Street roundabout, a yellow lo-pro Eddy Mercx. A thing of beauty sir, whoever you are.

might spin by there at six en route to Better Things. base layers is all that's needed. and something tells me they don't really need to be putting that kind of stuff in a sale.

Sample sale though. Not sale, sale stuff.

Does that not mean random bits and pieces, unreleased garb and oddly sized things?

+1 or just take it over to Crooked Tongues, where people will actually give a shit...

They will if your laces are a bit wonky.

Angry man,
bangs on white van,
darts off down Hackney road,
has a face like a burst toad.

i'm annoying brighton type who might take the shoes and maybe the pedals of you hands if you'll consider posting

PM'd

Snoops - 2nd dibs I think - PM'd

ATK - Will sort that tonight. - Basically a black bag - 3M stripe down the middle.

Haha nice hear of the old Lizard again. You getta proper bike sorted Dr Crippen?

I have 3 now mate ;( - No room at all for the old girl!

She did me well though, cheers pal

The beater you bought off mechanical_vandal? Cuppa T might be interested in it if Kirth doesn't want it.

Aye mate thats the one.

I think Kirth has 1st dibs like.

dr crippen, i'm on downs road, but sounds like we are pretty much neighbors .

So close, yet so far!

Have you never seen my flatmates flying about on fancy carbon-centric bufty bikes, or my broken Jaan Kooij?

I'll stalk you from now on ;)

psuedo-east (aka poplar) ...it does have an E postcode! ;)

Are you near B-Lane (Bee-Lizzle)?

Thats E1 for life isn't it?

I'm E5 blushes

Very little chance I can make it. If anyone fancies making a tenner, can you grab me some fixed shorts size 34?

What colour pal?

The beater be ok for a person 5"10 ? I need a pub bike ;)

If so, I'll take it (live east london too).

Which east London? The real East, east? ;)

Replied mate...

1. MA3K
   
2. Shinscar
   
3. gizmond
   
4. gabes
   
5. Slag
   
6. robin
   
7. Superprecise
   
8. Kirth
   
9. Broker
   
10. dancing james
    
11. Vinylvillain
    
12. livingasleep
    
13. PinkGottiMobbs
    
14. Jacqui - Doing as she is told!
    
15. Rik
    
16. Peej
    
17. Donut! (if I'm in the country)
    
18. wools
    
19. tika [i was cut]
    
20. rocksteady [he was cut too]
    
21. hillbilly (I'll follow from where ever it starts, cause i swing the other way.)
    
22. JOL
    
23. Last Caress. Ride ride ride!
    
24. Somebody
    
25. crabtree
    
26. fresh
    
27. Jesus
    
28. Ved
    
29. Dj
    
30. shootthebreeze
    
31. Crispin Glover
    
32. Simon J
    
33. pajamas
    
34. skullbags
    
35. Dropout
    
36. yeh731
    
37. Aleksi
    
38. horatio
    
39. lal
    
40. teddy
    
41. Sparky - 29th Nov would be a birthday ride!
    
42. Pilky - Sparky snap :) 29th would be a birthday ride also.
    
43. Fluff
    
44. Cornelius Blackestfoot (Should be back and riding albeit slowly by then)
    
45. tomasito - hopefully on the new bike, and depending upon date of ride.
    
46. MaxW
    
47. Will
    
48. Hipster
    
49. dandy horse
    
50. usukmetendoller
    
51. oh go on then - mashton
    
52. 31t®um - hopefully it's raining, and am gonna stay right in front of mashton
    
53. VeeVee
    
54. Jaygee
    
55. Caleb - I going to bring my little green house if it rains. And I glueing the chimney on proper this time.
    
56. texas
    58.fib and friend
    
57. STe5
    
58. Spins
    
59. mmccarthy (first ride, first post here actually =P)
    
60. snowy_again - had too much fun at the last one not to do it again
    
61. ondine
    
62. P!MP
    
63. BlueQuinn
    
64. kisu_shimo (as long as I'm not in Germany! - fingers crossed)
    
65. Harry (another new kid)
    
66. Stompy (he he - I got 69)
    
67. Wibble (depending on whether or not I have rugby)
    
68. Gustav
    
69. Eyebrows- Definitely there, but on which bike-fingers crossed......
    
70. Ektachrome
    
71. Stuan....First ride with you chaps....unless I'm playing rugby......
    
72. Dr Crippen....you can all give me a hug
    

Beater, bought not long ago at all. No room for it, canny for polo - £50 - pick up from East London.

SPD Nikes. Take Cleats and other stuff - Worn about 4 times - £25 pick up from East london - UK8.5 fit like a 9

SPD Pedal - Shimano eggbeaters - unused - £20 - Pick up from East London

Dirt Monkey Black Mess Bag - Medium - Used a few times - £10 - Pick up from East London - Photo maybe later

cheers

You folk are so easily wound up that a smudge on a bike(radar) makes one post a long winded story and others cry out in alarm!

I would take pitch forks and burning sticks to Leeds right now, right this second!