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Fucking ace.

Come on people don't you know God will get angry if you don't bump this thread every night before bed?

I religiously check this thread every Sunday.

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Wouldn't be more appropriate to liberate the parts and tools and redistribute them among those that need them?

I think you are confusing anarchy with communism.

That's not the first post of yours I've read when I've thought you've definitely got an apt username...

That's not the first post of yours I've read when I've thought you've definitely got a 6pt username...

doomsday ride route planned :)

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it'll be decided on 12 december 2012 apparently. the prophecy of armagedon as a war between believers and non believers, not a war between faiths. anyway that's what ali at the corner shops says he heard in the mosque last friday.. lol

The mosque has been a reliable source of accurate prophecy for the best part of 1400 years, I see no reason to start doubting them now.

I'm getting tooled up and joining the scientologists.

It's also good to listen to keyboard based music and pretend you are an important synthesizer player in an important band and you are being pursued by a secret government agency who want your brains for science experimentation and you are prepared to do literally anything to escape them, I've run children down fleeing this 'agency' and once jumped into the Thames.

They didn't get me, I held my breath underwater until it got dark and the ambulance crew and river police gave up on the search.

They are in on it.

or they both have the same accountant.

Ol' Tony "2k" Watson ?

binatone homesurf?
£99 so really cheap, you could buy 4 of these instead of one of those shitty i-pads

I've seen one of these in the flesh (or moudled plastic) and they are nasty, cheaply made, the feel of the touch screen and OS is clunky and they look horrible, even more so than in the picture.

Look at your bike, go to it right now and take a look, now listen to me, you don't need that bike, you can get a secondhand 'Create' for a quarter of the price.

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"Because of my VAT status I have to spend over £2K to get my VAT back"

what vat scheme is that? sounds a bit odd for a sole trader?

I can't answer your question as I don't know much about all that stuff, but I was speaking to friend yesterday about meeting up with him to go and help him buy a Mac (he doesn't have a clue so I have walk him through why he might want a fast external FW800 drive for editing and why RAM is worth investing in . . etc).

Anyhow, he said the very same thing, that he needs to make sure the Mac comes to over £2k to get the VAT back, so there must be something in it.

It's its, not 'it's'

I struggle with that.

you fell behind on the bridges run, what happened? did you have to resolve quantum and euclidean mathematics?

I sorted the quantum shit out by Vauxhall Bridge - it was spherical geometry and it's part in pan-lexicographical socio-lesbotic-hermeneutics that leadened my legs.

And now you're happily married and expecting your first child. Such a lovely story.

The courts are trying to force the term 'rape' on the whole thing, but I think it's such a loaded word, I instructed my legal council to use the phrase 'surprise sex'.

Agree with Skully, making this public was a major fail. Small, quick, lawless ride, answerable to no one, if it goes tits up, SCATTER! We're responsible cyclists but not saints.

Or if something goes really bad you can take a copper hostage, worked for me in the past, that time when I fell behind on the Bridges Run.

Is your cycling time, a space for you to think about nothing at all, or everything at once...

I like to think about my hands, I imagine them in all different kinds of orientations, I imagine them slightly bigger than they actually are, sometimes I see them fighting, one hand against the other, then a third turns up and get's stick in, sometimes this third hand has a finger missing, sometimes it is crying, other times it's stoic, towards the end of the fight the hands kind of make up, they get over their differences and all work together to invent something futuristic, I imagine giving them a small laser pointer for their birthday present, they use it in their experiments, sometimes for good, sometime for bad.

Hands.

i found his books quite good in parts

It's not impossible I suppose !

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As mentioned in another thread, Hitler kept the trains running on time.

but you know there's something wrong when you've got pay for enlightenment. He must be close to a billionaire after all the Oprah publicity

He'll have his own aftershave out soon enough, you spray it on and watch people fall asleep all around you.

It's clear that more people need to be killed. Preferably tortured first.

Kill them first, god will torture them after.

It's typical of 'their' 'type'.

Yeah, notice how they put themselves at the 'top' of the list, typical Jew move.

. . . bet he's got some nonsense to say about 2012 . .

(off to torture myself on Youtube)

eckhart tolle type shizzle, i am guessing?

Yeah, that kind of thing.

I find Eckhart Tolle an intolerable cunt and surprisingly grating for someone who talks so slowly and with such vacuosity.

He is a point for point perfect example of a pseudo-intellectual / pseudo-profound trader in 'word salad'.

I love that 'The Muslams' has a tiny box.

As far as I understand it, the zionist illuminati were in control of census box size.

my sister thinks there's an element of truth in this, but not that we're all going to die, but there will be some kind of massive transition in civilisation.

Perhaps someone will finally firebomb the Create HQ?

Yep, that's the general consensus amongst the New Age / conspiracy theorist / spiritual types.

2012 will mark a profound shift in human consciousness, a grand 'awakening' - whatever that might mean.

has this popped up at all, i know its maybe off topic, but on topic also

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/feb/28/census-religion-question

http://census-campaign.org.uk/what-is-happening/why-does-it-matter/

ok maybe it has been discussed somewhere else but in a thread about religion i think its kinda relevent.

To be fair, I'm not religious and I haven't killed anyone yet.

Which is kinda' the point I was trying to make.

But . . . if you split the world into the religious and the non-religious - and then group everyone in each bracket as a single entity - it can then be said that someone in the non-religious group did XXX (insert a suitable crime here) and even though you yourself might be in the non-religious group you might not share any of the values, mores, morality (etc etc) held by the person or people who committed XXX.

That is essentially the what the "look at all the 20thC non-religious deaths" argument seeks to do, to describe everything outside of religious as a homogeneous whole, so the people who work on the Ferries at Calais and Dover and WHSmith in Cardiff are ascribed the same values as the leadership of North Korea and a polygamous tribe deep in the South American jungles.

Now let's imagine that tribe are at war with another tribe and their conventions tell them that the way to be victorious over their enemy is to kill everyone and bring back the heads of the enemy's women, to be cooked in a victory feast - and let's say that's exactly what they do and the story of this tribal conflict and head soup makes it's wey the the newspapers of Cardiff.

Some years later the bloke who works in WHSmith tells some vicar that he thinks the claims made by religion are stupid, to which the vicar responds by saying . .

The last century has seen a stupidly large number of women's heads cooked as a result of non-religious philosophies.

. . to which you can only really say, I think the claims made by religion are stupid and I think the actions of that South American tribe are reprehensible.

If the vicar sticks to the flawed logic of the non-religious death count argument, by this time he'll be thinking to himself:

". . . yeah, but it's your lot that did it".