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I'm starting a support group.

I'm also 6'2", I've got big long monkey arms, and the L windbreaker's arms are even long for me.

In other Swrve news, I finally gave up thinking of a reason not to buy the Milwaukee hoodie, and found one in BLB on Friday. £90 with LCC discount, and it is indeed rather splendid. Did a few miles about town in it last night, and it's warm enough to wear while walking, as well. Even though walking is rubbish, of course. Anyway, it fits well, is comfortable, and doesn't have crap logos/branding on it, which I particularly like.

I tried shrooms for the first time in Osaka in 2000. I bought them from a hippy shop, over the counter. Wheeeeeeeee!!!

Now the law has changed, unfortunately.

On another note, scrotes (whom I probably taught) stole my scooter at least twice. I can't remember. Good job, really, as I was pretty good as crashing the bastard, and eventually 'upgraded' to a kei car. What a beauty!

I'm pretty sure that if anyone in London actually did what they teach you to do on the course, they'd be squashed fairly quickly.

I did the CBT and full license test for motorbike about 6 years ago, and I reckon just about everyone I've ridden behind on a bike in London should learn what a lifesaver is.

You're absolutely right. If I can get an 'E' in GCSE art, I can do ANYTHING!

If that's your idea of trying to help, then let me tell you, Mister- you're not!

Wear appropriate safety clothing. Safety first!

Your mum, etc. Someone was going to say it, might as well get it over with.

It's not a confession, it's more to do with psychological trauma and unresolved childhood issues. I imagine that none of my friends who passed even have a bike, let alone ride one now!

Alright, who else failed theirs? Is it just me? Anyone else remember the signals for slowing down, stopping, etc.? Great stuff!

It is 18 years on, and the emotional scar still hasn't healed...

I ride a bike, and, and, I play in bands, and, and, I run a vinyl mail order, and, and, I put up travelling bands, and, and- am I punk yet?

If I'd been into cycling while I lived in Gifu-ken, there were 2 tracks really close to home!Ii desu neh!

I have no idea what the other bands sound like, but we're good. Damned good.

A mate of mine is coming so there's DEFINITELY going to be more than one person there besides the bands. If you come.

A friend of mine told me about a friend who had the name of his new band 'Murderers' done big on his back, only the 'artist' managed to do 'Murerers' instead. I think that's actually less awful than the intended idea.

Sister Ray is going? Fuck!Reckless, Rhythm, Daddy Kool- they'll all be gone soon.

Tomorrow night! Wow! Yeah!

Foreplay?!

Now you've completely lost me.

I'm not sure on this one, but I think it's where the girl says something, then you laugh and smile, and then carry on talking about Dungeons & Dragons.

Irun some Mystery Method on her bitch ass

Do this if you want to become a socially-retarded robot who has exactly the same conversation with every woman he meets.

Same as Berlin- why is bike theft so prevalent in London? I guess in Japan/Berlin I didn't see many pricey-looking affairs in the street.

The rubber bands they give away with all the 'removable' guards are shite- does anyone have any tasty re-usable alternatives to wasteful zip-ties?

It soothes the parts that saddles like to turn red raw.