Search results for:

Isn't that Laura's old bike? Or are there two lo-pro blue Orbits in London?

Nice work Will and tynan, it looks awesome!

Well, whoever owns it, it is in better nick than my orbit which is looking proper shabby (though mine is a geared road bike).

There is a someone else who owns an orbit, result!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamilton wins on the account he's bagged THE pussy cat doll...

End of argument

I got the pussy cat dolls and the sugar babes mixed up. pop music group FAIL

I with GA2G, Hamiliton comes over a decent chap.

he made loads of cash, going out with a sugarbabe, got loads of money from sponsorship, world champion etc .... I say good on him.

As long as they as they don't conform to the vicky polland stereo type on little britain, I usually have time for them.

Very cool mountain bike, I have my 1999 bear valley still (not as nice as ur stump jumper though :D )

Scientific computing is obviously very mathematical. If your good with programming / developing F.E.M, Finite difference / volume methods then that's a good start. You don't need to be a computer expert for scientific computing initially (well you need to be able to program but scientific code is in general not the best written code out there) you need to learn the computing stuff at a high level eventually but the main requirement is the maths.

My maths is probably my best subject, so I should be okay, wanna move into it slowly.

I have a diploma in engineering which is totally useless and I should have a Computing Degree by the end of the year. I don't want to work in either industries at all. I am hoping I might be able to get a job doing scientific computing.

I scrub up well enough but not like this;

The smile on his face says a 1000 words.

I have a set of Shimano RX100s they work pretty well.

ALCOHOL TO BE RESTRICTED TO NICE PEOPLE WITH DEGREES

ALCOHOL should only be available to nice people who know which wine goes best with fish, according to MPs.

** **
The influential Home Affairs Select Committee said police resources were being stretched because too many awful people are buying cheap wine from supermarkets and then drinking it really quickly without fully appreciating its delicate potpourri of flavours.

Chairman Keith Vaz said: "Let's take this charmingly presumptious Echo Falls White Zinfandel, just £3.98 from Tesco, or £2.50 if you're lucky enough to be able to buy it from the members' bar in the House of Commons.

"As a decent person I would enjoy this as an aperitif before a dinner party, or perhaps serve it with some lightly poached seabass or a pan-roasted poussin with parsnip and chorizo.

"I certainly wouldn't use it to wash down 20 Marlboro Lights and then have a piss up against the front door of Greggs.

"But that's because I went to Cambridge and have a well-thumbed copy of Floyd on France."

Tom Logan, a trainee accountant from Peterborough, said: "So what you're saying is, they've fucked up the economy, forced the country to the point of bankruptcy and put my job and my home in jeopardy while at the same time paying themselves a hundred grand a year in expenses and are now telling me I shouldn't be allowed to buy a couple of cheap bottles of wine on a Friday night so I can forget my troubles for a few hours instead of hunting them down and roasting them on a spit like the shit-caked, trough-guzzling pigs that they are?

"Interesting."

If it is actually true, this would be something like my reaction to said MPs

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_FVCwpqJGc

Fill your boots...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/index.html

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_FVCwpqJGc

I hate it when i'm on time for an early Monday morning work start
and then i get 3 punctures which makes me 2 hours late !
(and a girl with a 1 pink wheel laughed at me)

What a cow!!

I was racing pifko on my beater a few years ago, in the rain throughly pissed. Ended up sliding over scraping my arm and almost got run over by a taxi full of students. Woke up with blood all over my clothes.

There are a lot of people on this forum who are brave, when they are on the forum. What you'd do is up to you, but fuck telling somebody else what they should have done.

I would rep you if I could.

I have got a shorter frame, I bought it off ebay for a pittance. Do you reckon it is worth renovating?

I have ridden my racer with tons of loose spokes with my fat arse on it. Riding with a broken spoke is fine, it if u have 4 or 5 that you need to start worrying.

i think you're right, my ols G4 titanium powerbook can't run leopard at all due to graphic card especially.

My iBook's graphics card really struggles with the effects, can't turn them off though :(.

DEF CNUT maybe?

A bit too hip hop.

I am imagining a Hip Hop King Cnut trying to stop the tide rolling to his feet.

Drops everytime.

I think Leopard need a 867mhz G4 as a minimum requirement. I tried running the installer on my iBook before I upgraded the ram and it just sat there with a spinning beach ball.

I used to get pretty stressed over nothing all the time. After a while, I thought "I probably look like a twat". So I have been trying to think things through before hand.

I saw some guy in my old job being stressed over nothing all the time and he did in fact look like a twat.

/attachments/2661

Annoying bell end !

I think southpark's analysis of the whole situation is spot on.

Dibnah is the man, incredibly entertaining

Agreed.

Shit, yes! How could I forget these two cunts!?

I actually used to hate Jamie Oliver too but since he's done those programmes about helping with school dinners and those fatties in Rotherham I can only think fair play to him

I am the complete opposite on Jamie Oliver, I liked him when he was first one the tele, but Mr Oliver's Sainsbury's Adverts awful. One minute he telling people not to eat junk and the next he advertising cream filled pie deserts covered in sugar ... or maybe I am being too cynical? If Sainsburys paid me lots to show my face for a few minutes for a telly ad and put my face/name on some cooking source, I'll be well up for it.