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Mmcarthy doing a spot of advertising for Melbourne train operator Connex.

http://i.imgur.com/av79WMp.jpg

Then they all poo

Jack Casey used to be a hot-shot stock market whiz kid. After a disastrous professional decision, his life in the fast lane was over. He lost his nerve and joined a speed delivery firm which relies on bicycles to avoid traffic jams of San Francisco, is attracted to a fellow bicycler, Terri, and befriends Hector, a budding entrepreneur.

Allegedly

My friend is a lawyer. Shes going to hand me my arse on a plate.

Does she know Latin? Just say 'caveat emptor'. Absolute legal immunity in my expert legal opinion.

My friend asked me if I could introduce her to "nice single men" so I told her that she should come to the Roebuck next week.

Is that a brief of the Trades Description Act or the EU Unfair Commercial Practices Directive?

Multiple breaches of the Sale of Goods Act 1979.

Section 13 - Sale by description.
Where there is a contract for the sale of goods by description, there is an implied that the goods will correspond with the description.

Section 14.2
Where the seller sells goods in the course of a business, there is an implied term that the goods supplied under the contract are of satisfactory quality.

Most importantly Section 14.2b

For the purposes of this Act, the quality of goods includes their state and condition and the following (among others) are in appropriate cases aspects of the quality of goods—
(a)fitness for all the purposes for which goods of the kind in question are commonly supplied,
(b)appearance and finish,
(c)freedom from minor defects,
(d)safety, and
(e)durability.

Item d is probably relevant in ChainBreakers case also.

TW2 to confirm.

Town Crier. Whole new levels is absurdity

"intelligent"

I once did a big poo

cover them with stickers

All this talk of rear-ending has made me a little hot under the collar

...apart from BodieandDoyle

Who's that guy?

Gus!!!

Shoulda smashed your bike fucking right into them.

daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly

How come they don't dress like butchers anymore? Strong look that.

We have lost our way as a nation.

Having said that, we have our first female goal umpire adjudicating matches now, and so far, no other umpire has tried to depose her.

Yay, at least one good thing is coming out of it. :)

I am doing this

He's describing the size of something.
#dangerousaussiepoliticterritory

He just kicked a goal

http://www.thisisafl.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bowergoals.jpg

The ALPs approval rating shows that they will not win another election and they are now currently leaderless as Gillard has no mandate from the party and Rudd is not PM yet. In order for Rudd to become PM he will need to be recommended by Gillard to the Governor General who will approve the decision he will then face a vote in parliament which is reliant on independents voting to approve him. If that vote fails there will be another election. If Gillard refuses to recommend him who knows what the fuck will happen.

Gillard has pledged to retire from parliament but even if she does not she is likely finished.

He is the Prime Minister Designate. Gillard has recommended to the GG that Rudd be installed. It is unlikely that the GG would contravene that recommendation, though she could.

The vote in Parlaiment will only occur if ordered by Bryce, or if Abbot puts a No Confidence motion. He wouldn't answer the question of whether he would (because he's a snake), but implied that it may happen if Rudd delayed the election.

Or something like that...

In short, our country is presided over by a bunch of self-serving arseholes

books flight

Need more of these

I hope Vancouver businesses are not in a hurry for their parcels.

Bob Yak?

One of the finest acting performances of all time.

Newsflash... Dodo is cactus

GrillFiend

No, that's syphilis.

Get in my face, syphilis

Get in my face, steaks.

The combination of that quote and your avatar put the fire in my loins