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Any chance of an Airfix in medium?

I'm reading the FT Weekend after finishing City's for a small planet by Richard Rogers.

The next thing I'd like to read is the Quran and a book explaining the Quran.

the colour or the shape?

These are cool, where, where?

Neat.

That is crasy. That's global integration!

what size is the frame?

that's a dodgy little round-about, never heard of an accident there. Hope all is well.

hot. price?

Cocky Star fish = the A hole

Look at the bollocks on that = she has large tits

new saddle long ride +** Brighton** = sore arse
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I should cocoa = Ishould say so

snout = salmon and trout = cigarette

snout-casts = smokers (who must go outside to smoke cancer)

wife beater = Stella Artois

Trams piss = Stella Artois

a pinky = a £50 note to me and you.

ohh guvnor, i'd luv to check out her pork scratchings

por ehemplee?

dog (and bone) = phone

apples & pears = stairs

Alright me ol' china. China (plate) = mate

Whistle & flute = suit

I'm gonna smash your knees = no, i didn't want ice.

Bubble (bath) = laugh

Don't get lemon wiv me son. Lemon (a dash) = flash.

Givin it the Barry (McGwiggon) = Bigg'en = see 'lemon'

This maybe helpfull to some of the 'OTHERS' joining the british isles or for those that are here and still don't understand Landan tawk.

Example 1.

"You got change for an apple treackle?"

apple (core) = score = 20 English pounds

Treckle (tart) = sweat heart = woman

And so forth.

So this is where any useful ryhming slang can be posted which may spare your blushes when conversing with the locals. Mash. (As in mash patay-ta = see ya later)

nothing like a bit of a wank to kill some time off. dunno what the hell he saw in the outback that warrants a wank tho

Cool idea, I'd like to see the finished article......ba-dum-t'sh!

I can't paste my top 25, but there is a hell of a lot of Royksopp The understanding in there. I've battered that Album for the last few months. It's actually going in to my top ten... I'm bad at maths, so nothing is being replaced.

i'm liking your list sir...destroy rock and roll is a fantastic album.
BUT liquid swords! 36 chambers without question

I dunno, For the samples and in it's time originality.....

"when I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest samuri in the empire....!

"hold on officers, i'm just finishing myself off" SPLASH!

So he was stopped for speeding, was he still knocking one out when the police came up to the car to speak to him?

Chemical Brothers - Dig your own hole
Daft Punk - Homework
Mylo - Destroy Rock & Roll
LTJ Bukem - Journey Inwards
Kasabian - Kasabian
The Libertines - The Libertines
Rolling Stones - Forty Licks
Radiohead - OK Computer
Wu-Tang - Liquid Swards
James Brown - The God Father
Jimi Hendrix - The Hendrix Experience

aero

Must be mint

I know one thing for sure, it's that Toblarone destroys your mind and your family!