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1) MA3K
2) velocio
3) pistanator
4) andyp
5) murtle
6) dmczone
7) hoops.
8) a1astair
9) gizmond
10) fluff
11) bluequinn
12) zed
13) skully
14) big red
15) dangeruss
16) balki bartokomous
17) buddha fingaz
18) damo (p-plates)
19) spins
20) yeh731
21) stevo_com
22) hermes
23) dicki
24) alockett
25) bsblokker
26) markyboy
27) stompy (texmex style ribs).
28) GA2G
29) jacklamusica
30) fitzy
31) marcom
32) joe + geraint.
33) mia..cooper
34) shoots
35) crispin mygaylover ;)
36) ondine
37) wools
38) kirth
39) cliveo
40) edscoble
41) trip
42) hillbilly
43) deluka
44) kyle
45) tex
46) mania
47) wibble
48) middleofnowhere
49) marcus
50) aleksi
51) chebeef
52) polybikeuser
53) serk
54) jogger
55) joe smith
56) ronnald macnastie
57) Oliver Schick
58) sweaty
59) braker
60) johnny fitz
61) wilbur4th
62) AlienMo
63) ppleasebob
64) BenJam
65) Ray
66) owenreed
67) Reginald
68) VinylPimp
69) teddy
70) d14vd_h
71) Vinylvillain
72) alexnguyen
73) town
74) dovatron
75) tika
76) Theteleflorist
77) hoonz - how the hell did I not see this until now?
78) Mann1e
79) Library Music
80) somebody (plus or minus three friends).
81) stripe
82) bsyndrome
83) selim
84) Fox
85) emab
86) buzz lightyear
87) Ross
88) Breadnbutter
89) Zane Chaos
90) atanz
91) Beanpie
92) mattty
93) letrekk
94) dj
95) Cosmonaut
96) atk (alex)
97) joelounge
98) rob.ert_parker
99) okwithmydecay
100) Lookathisguy
101) londonslgss
102) jase_n_tonic
103) Metrocammell
104) party_paul
105) lardboy
106) ive2dogs
107) Plug One ( Plus about 4 Bristol Riders )
108) Kevinsays
109) Djm
110) Iwelumo
111) Ricky2Slicky
112) T4NY4
113) D. Generate +1
114) hael
115) AlexCoco
116)Jaydeeshanti
117) Bridgey Again
118) Gwyn
119) Mark the Tw@
120)catacaillou
121)soeasy
122)Pman (Paul)
123)Jake
124)arnold gostron (±2 others)
125) Lyes888
126)LndBoy
127)chris punk
128)wintermute
129) Frankie_J
130) R_dy
131) Oh My Goodness
132) The 4th A55A55IN
133)Yap
134) tomoh
135) Sasmon
136) jrphayes
137) Squash
138) miskathecow
139) Soul
140) mo_mo
141) LurKing
142) blind dan
143) last caress
144) 2riskyyy
145) Jimalex
146) Temper_Temper (maybe the lady too)
147) BobbyDazzler +1 -
haha...good on the WVM
The missus had something similar the other week, some bloke was hollering at her out of a van. She thought it was abuse and came back with a right earful...turns out the bloke was complementing her on her bike and was asking where she got it!! Thankfully he saw the funny side too...
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Cor dear!
139 posts about what i thought was a funny story...and getting killed in the face for it.
Fair enough, i can take it on the chin.
It is indeed true, no word of a lie. (see attached ticket) christ i can't believe i have to put it on here to even make it true...
A few points in defence if i may..
I got caught, no questions it was my fault. Not arguing that.
Before i even stopped the guy was out of the car in my face telling me what an asshole i was.
Are you lot telling me that you would have all been nice as pie to a jobsworth giving you an earful??
- Do i live in such a dangerous part of the city that i should expect to shot at if i give the finger to a driver who cuts me up!?!?!
Oh come on, someone else find please find that rediculous!?
- I wasn't rude to them. i did not swear, i did not refuse to answer any questions. so i gave them a bit of cheek - what's the big deal in that?
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This morning i had a hilarious incident with two of her majesties finest.
Hooning up the A3 this morning late for work, just past Oval i went through a red, thinking i could make the gap between two cars...i made the gap but gave the car behind gave a prolonged honk to which i returned with the finger without looking...ooops...turns out to be a police in one of those silver eco cars with two neighbourhood watch types at the helm.
Surely enough i get pulled, below is the transcript of the subsequent conversation
popo 1 : rant rant rant...spitting rage etc...i've never seen that before, that was so dangerous....rant rage rant
me : Im late for work, you finished?
popo 2 : extreme more rant rant rage rage
me : (looks very hurt by the nasty mans words)
Then the usual...'do you know how dangerous that is' etc and the classic 'we'll be the ones scraping you off the floor'..etc
popo 1 : motorists hate cyclists you know
me : and that's my fault is it?
popo 2 : How tall are you?
me : About this tall
popo 2 : Any tatoos?
me : Well i've got a tatoo of your name on my arse if that helps
popo 1 : EXTREMELY PISSED OFF RANT RANT RAGE RAGE
Now this is my absolute favourite bit, i did burst out laughing when it came out...
popo : 'You should be more careful about who you give the finger to, the next person might have a gun - especially round here'
me : Ummm....isn't it your job to make the community safer and that people don't get their hands on them? I mean that is what is says on the side of your car, right?
popo 1 & 2 look at each other think about saying something then think better of it.
me : Well unless there's anything else? thanks for your time officers, i promise to never do it again
Cue me wobbling along and crying with laughter....
Those two we're great i mean, i've paid more money to go to overhyped comedy nights that were worse than that. Seems like £30 well spent to me...
(This post is not meant to descend into a thread about RLJ's please for the love of god noooooo)
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Nose to tail taffic pretty much the whole way up the A3 this morning...i quite enjoy the smugness of tootling along whilst the rest of the world sits in a traffic jam, even more so today.
Bumped into the LCC taking a group of nodders round the E & C roundabout too, lots of red puffing faces. Still, hope more of them do it regularly.
2 wheels good, tube wheels bad...
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waaa, didn't see this until now...please put me on!!
- tika-1 womens tee
- fresh - med t please
- Hoops- Medium
- maxcrowe - x large tshirt
- Rik - XL
- old blue eddy - large
- Lukeyb - SM
- Ahleks - Largo
- StupidPony_large please.
- teenslain - large (I'd be happy with white on black but will go with the flow)
- Steff. Medium
- gizmond - Medium
- KevinSays - large
- Cheesecake_Intl - Medium
- Joesmooth - XL
- Dasmiller - medium
- socialamnesia - small
- Daccordi - XL
- Momentum - M
- Markyboy - XL
- Pirat - M
- Superprecise - Medium
- madrobar--medium please.
- wools - medium
- supertony007 - large please
- Gregory- small
- Forms - Large
- Bish-medium
- gormley-medium
- Funkchunk - XL
- RC21 - Large
- Sammy- XL - I was 27th but got knocked off by somebody :-(
- bike-punx - LARGE
- Bobby Dazzler LARGE
Hoodies
- Hoops - Mediun
- Rik - XL (only if traditional, NO zip)
- maxcrowe - x large (if gold or white on black)
- jameslux - smal
- Charco Small/ zipped
- gizmond - Large
- geoffersmaher (gold or white on black would be nice)
- socialamnesia - medium
- Pirat - M
- Khornight - Large thanks
- teenslain - Zipped Large (print on back... Again, would be happy with white on black)
- Skully - Zip Large
- Si - if traditional no zip - small
14.tika [small or xsmall]
15.bike-punx ( xl zipped)
- tika-1 womens tee
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you my message i sent you?
if not email me jms.dzl@gmail.com
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Yep, this is the frame The Bonk was selling last week. Times being what they are i can't afford another project. Gutted to see it go, beautiful frame and the forks are newly chromed too. bah....
Classic 80's Puch 531 with Gipiemme dropouts.
Forks newly re-chromed.
Professionally undercoated, ready for the colour of your choosing.
Seat tube center to top 58.5cm
Top tube center to center 56cm.£110 inc. delivery
Im in N1 if you want to collect.
Cheers
Utterly terrible news...
I went past when the blue sheets were up and still 20+ emergency services on the scene, can't have been soon after it happened, lots of m'bike fairing all over the road...
I ride that bridge twice a day and i feel sick thinking about what happened, i've had a few close calls there over time, not the safest bit of road by any stretch of the imagination.
There would be absolutley fuck all you could do about that motorbike coming towards you...defensive riding, blind spot checking...all counts for shit when your numbers up.
Fingers very crossed for all concerned.