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No officer here drugs......

delis?

Who the fuck is delis?

Mine is safe in my workshop. One door, 2 levels underground, and unable to be entered without going past my (always open) office door.

Swet, I can see High holborn being blocked solid at 8.30 every morning with dudes on their bikes giving a bit of hiphop howdy's

Love the idea of "decoy bikes " Chris, how about a Halfords own, sprayed up like summit pretty damn expensive, filled to the sprockets with C4 and a little mobile phone activated detonator.....

was Boris a twat too then?

mmmm

nothing to stop him coming back under a different name though is there?

Because all fuzz are bent, ego-tripping , lying arseholes who won't do anything about crimes that they deem beneath them to investigate, yet are quite willing to fuck you over on jumped up charges if it's an easy collar with little effort from themselves.

I don't have much regard for our police force....

really tight bums (but only if they're attached to a lady)

They have a bear? fukin hell that must be a laugh to fuk about with. bit dangerous, mind.

You read my mind.....

but i like riding in traffic and i think im capable of it. some arent, so perhaps shouldnt be there for everyones sake till they are safe.

okay, fair point.

But how, exactly are people meant to learn how to be safe? By riding round cones in a playground????

Practice makes safer?

niiiiice VB, nice

2 days til me bike's ready and I can try out this new fangled fixed business you boys bang on about......

Dude, If it's VB's forum, and he administers it or whatver, then surely he doesn't need grounds to ban you. As far as I am aware, there is no hard and fast rules as to who and on what grounds you can ban from your own forum. After giving it the big one about the DPA and so on, now have a beer, smoke, joint, valium or whatever floats you to chill out and karma can be restored.

So what do you prefer, SS or fixed??

Or give up a Christmas one year and work at a homeless shelter like Crisis. Opens your eyes massively, you get to meet some really cool people (alongside the more "colourful" types), is pretty good fun, and educates you properly about stuff like drugs and alcaholism more than any other way possible. Would do it again in an instant if it wasn't for my line of work and parents getting old (need to be around them at Christmasses now).

Good on you Mongrel

whole can of worms about to be opened...........

Sounds a bit new fangled to me. Dunno if I'm ready for this un-engined voodoo.....

Just come back from the loo and the first thing I heard on the radio as I came the room was Gordon Ramsey in an interview saying "What I really want is to see is more home grown"

Childish, but just made me burst out laughing!!

Backwards you say. Not even my ZRX can do that

"Somewhat confused himself" hahahahaha

reminds me of college, when I managed to ride straight into the back of a parked car in a similar "confused" state.

And her lock looks the bollocks. Wonder if Wiggle sell 'em

If anyone knows of a GOLD rust proof chain it would be awesome though as it would match the colour-scheme of my bike!

I know of a goldie lookin' chain, but they were singing something about your mum, so might not be too interested in linking your legs to your back wheel...

Fantastic!!

I am a newbie to this single speed / fixed malarky, should be picking up my new custom built flip-flop thing from BLB on Sunday after various conversations with mates and pissing around in London Fields park last weekend. Found this site and have to say, what a fricking laugh.

Thought I'd check this thread out to see what was what and in 297 replys I have learnt several things about riding bikes that I never knew before:

1) You need to balance of the two wheels

2) You need more friction between rubber and tarmac in the wet

3) pedalling allows tou to go forwards

4) When cornering, the front wheel is vaguely important

Chars guys, hope to see some of you at the Dove at some point soon?

lock it outside a kebab shop that stays open late, it might put them off thinking your in there just getting some grub. if it's your local kebab shop and you know them well and have said keep an eye on my bike they'll beat the shits up.

and serve them to unsuspecting drunks later....