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and get suicide advice too. dont forget that.

yea i can kind of see why. i think its becuase they are different. but those in particular seem to annoy me more than they should. perhaps im being a liitle bit over the top with the puke bit but i think i just like metal spokes and good composite wheels too much. and that girls yellow and blue bike back in the day just didnt fit in with the good mountain bike stuff in my shed at the time. i think it left a dirty stain on my mind. its funny cos it got stolen. the night they broke in was the night i decided to put my bikes in the house after we went riding. (she rode one of mine, not even her own thats how bad it was). almost like it was planned... hmm

For those wheels I am prepared to bend.

bender.

:D

Arrospok - look nice - ride bad.

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surely not, they look awful. i mean really awful. years ago i went out with a girl who had a £100 catalogue bike which was yellow and had blue plastic 5 spoke wheels. sparrowpokes just remind me of that. just cheap and cheap looking. add that to the fact that they are flexible and i just dont understand why people who actually love to ride bikes can claim to like them. gross. like puke. i think its like buying brand new worn out jeans to look cool but just failing. buying shitty non practical wheels to look cool, and just making your bike look cheap. like upvc windows and doors that de value your property. london roads are shit from my experience and wobbly wheels and compromised front brakes from widening your brake cos of the wiggle sounds pretty dumb to me. amazing bit of marketing though, cos somehow they manage to get away with making ugly cheap looking wobbly heavy ass wheels that people bum and spend loads on. clever. but owning them is not clever. think i wont be slitting my wrists tonight im too tired to have to clean the mess up after.

yea sorry for the lack of punctuation. i mostly write like i speak and it doesnt always translate. you are right about the hangover though. interesting point which i had failed to consider. fine wine eh, i wonder if the spar is still open..

well i suppose it has been over two years since i took a painkiller so maybe i'll put it in the ideas book in case i fancy speeding up the whole shabang. thanks. see you arn't all cocks on here. some people are genuinely helpful and sharing.

did you forget i dont drink.

end it.

end it ALL now

i am in the process of ending it actually. but i just thought i would take my time about it. slowly slowly and all that.

It was a nightmare getting all those bones . . . .

http://www.cyclecide.com/beer/uploads/2007/04/bone-bike-web.jpg

er slack chain... does that give me points?

Put up, what up, BO BO BO!
Suckers want to flow but they got no show
So I'm a grab the bike, flip a script, and leave ya stunned
Whatfriends the one that gets the job done.

and later

im a rugged operator like arnold schwarzeneger.

but i dont drink or live in london so probably wont get the opportunity play that game, however, stop me if you see me riding during my weekend visits and i'll beat you in a game of mercy. yep. challenge right there.

Haha didn't realise you were all cocks!

this is weird, i was looking for asomewhere appropriate to ask this question in all seriousness, being a fairly new boy to the forum world myself i think its worth asking and t=this seems as appropriate as any oplace i found what with philxthomas only joining today..... how long do you have to be here posting before you can make fun of people who you have never met without it being taken as offensive? i did post something before which in hindsight made me sound rude so i was just wondering ya know? cos there is a member whos name is just asking to be mentioned i think.

ha i liked that. i also liked this i saw on a frame in new york in trackstars

http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=323&stc=1&d=1209409146

right then. so i assume that most people have a route or maybe several that they ride routinely. mine is broad lane tottenham hale to paddington station or reverse. last night on a full stomach carrying the heaviest bag i have ever brought to london i managed to beast my personal best and get 33:56. i think the fact that it was nine in the evening on a sunday helped. as did the drum and bass in my ears. dont know how far it is but i was well happy. so how about everyone else? where do you go and how long does it take?

Does anyone know of any helmets that don't look completely shit?

there are some that look good. plenty in fact. but mostly the rule is this.... they always look shit on yourself when you look in the mirror but not on anyone else when you see them in the street...... shame. but i suppose you dont much look at yourself whilst wearing one.

in response to the thread, i teach cycling profficiancy so i wear it at work 100% and tell the kids i always wear it but, well, ya know. i dont wear it much these days.

well when they get hit by a bus and you are the closest person to them you can find out their name in their wallet to give to the ambulance folk on the phone.... or chump. i still love calling people that, its just relaxed and insulting at the same time.

yep yep i'll be there too with my lady. though im not a local so none of you know me but hey, i'll be there anyway.

halfords. click clack click clack pssssssssssssssssst.

I like how nothing in that song is really ironic. It's...ironic.

therin lies the point of that song and indeed the proof that alanis morrisette is hactually a genius. i know if she posted on here we'd be spell bound by her posts and stop this arguing right now just to see what genius she'd write next.
also she might have a go at my missing word game and come up with a real corker that would put everyone else to shame. oh hang on, no one else had a go. that puts me to shame. shame.

well on a lighter note, i just tried to use the search function for the original hiphop slave thread instead of just asking and then getting told to search. ok so i didnt find it but guess what, on the bit where you have to type in the words for verification one of the words was bronx. hiphop-bronx. get it. amazing coincidence. so who can fill the space in the classic bdp lyric below with the best word, misspelled or not.

the bronx created hiphop, ________ will always get dropped. ya still tellin lies to me.

ha. i even re-read it and missed that little lot. whoops.

mis-use of 'ironic' gets on my tits

yea like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife... killer.

what did i miss this time? apostrophe's perhaps? i thought i did well. dam.

i am glad this thread has turned into things peope say incorrectly that annoy you... so here are my two pennys worth. the one that annoyes me the most is when people say disoriented instead of disorientated. i have heard BBC newscasters get this wrong and it makes me want to shout.

i dont so much mind about spelling mistakes, and typing errors. personally, i rarely use capital letters and am aware of it and indeed am fine about it so no need to point it out, but if you ever hear me describe that man with no hair as being bold, then kick me in the teeth.

1 x airfix
1 x rabbit
1 x what a...

all size small please. cheers..

alright nice one folks. reckon i've got some measuring and thinking to do. thanks for the help and suggestions.