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ditto ben...

Really? We could do some sort of combined group masturbation, that could be fun. Anyone else for this?

I don't know why i'm still reading this. cracking one off over pornhub.com would have been way more fun

if you go around judging everyone by the actions of one person, you're obviously rather stoopid

oooh, snap

oh shit, pwned :(

^^i have a homer simpson one of those

this was way more fun when you were rising to my childish comments :(

I got kicked out before my GCSE's.

oooh, i bet you are a gangster with a 13" dick too

I'm using my gold gym weightlifting gloves at the mo - leather palms but string (think string vest) on the back so they don't get hot. saved me a few times

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, when are we going to hook up torpid? pm me your address and favourite lube

I dropped out after gcse, but if you ride fixed, you can skid around the corner so that you are facing the correct direction earlier and further back on the toad, which would presumably be safer (if this makes any sense)

I just buy jeans straight from the womens section :)

if i want skinny shorts, i buy from the child's section

white spirit

maybe it's when you have to consciously move the handlebars instead of just leaning a bit

ye, then it becomes a curve

coolio, +1 for the soundtrack

aNaLpLeAsEr

btw you can please my anal anytime

Yes.

You should all come and live in Brum, it's much simpler.

I'm 17, so we could be gay lovers if you like. I'd love to be your bitch. I'd do onything to show you how truly sorry I am.

And ignore BlowieBen, if I remember right he is indeed 17 and lives in Brum and it looks like he was jumping into the conversation for shits and giggles.

h2o is right. I think I should, for my part, be the bigger man (or adolescent, or boy, whatever) and apologise.
Torpid Construct, I apologise for saying that I would insert my penis into your mouth for the sole purpose of triggering you gag reflex. Also, I apologise for the wild, outlandish claim that I healed your mother's throat illness with my penis. Also, I apologise for saying that I could cure your father's eye disease by inserting my penis into his eyesocket as I know that you may have got your hopes up for a cheap cure, but let me assure you that the claim has no medical standng whatsoever. Finally, I apologise for saying that I would engage in sexual intercourse with your cancer-ridden mother. Obviously, it could be an emotionally disturbing on her part, so for her own safety, the most I would take is a handjob, possibly with a little bit of fellatio, but not too much. I would certainly not go so far as to ejaculate onto her face or in her mouth. I hope that we can now settle this silly disagreement and that we can be friends.

I'm 17. I'll fuck anything.

only today has ya mom become tempting :-)

sure, it seemed to help your mum's sore throat last night. I could fuck your dad's eye sockets and clear out his cataracts while I'm at it oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh diss diss diss diss diss diss diss :)

aahhhhhhhhhhh, just shut up before i gag you with my cock

I think someone's gay for superman - (other than lex luthor, i mean)