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the only reason i knew is because i typed in "soap" in google, looking for the wikipedia entry so i could make a cheap forum hyperlink jibe, and it came up with some filthy techspeak.

i knew that.

soapenger.

wash yer perineum, you filthy man.

i recommend a new product on the market.

do we need to say anything more about the langster?

they herald the end of the universe, as we know it. anyone riding one of these funked up new pieces of shiny shit needs to be hung drawn and quatered on the warped, relaxed geometry of their morally bankrupt new steed.

pimp the cunt out of the black, job done.

mashton What colour scheme did you go for nimhbus? Or are they keeping schtumm about the '08 colours?

Can't wait to chase you round Richmond on it :-)

yes - teach that potty-mouth a lesson.

i was on the dark blue bob jackson, i let you hold it whilst i went for a bagel (!)

das ist european roller mit tasty snack, if i'm not mistaken:

stompy [quote]mashton [quote]peejay78 [quote]Cajeta [quote]peejay78 you should have put some cotter pins in your fannypack.

or packed my harness, and maybe some reins...[/quote]

and a brick, to hit the horse with when the leg comes off mid-canter[/quote]

Keep the horse idea amongst us, until we can make it happen.

They won't know what's hit them. Polo will never be the same. We can call it: "Horse Polo" !

muhahahhahahahahahaha...

...ahhhhhhhhhhh, hang on. dammit.[/quote]

I think she was talking about reins and harness to use on Moose, Samsonite and myself.[/quote]

aaaahhh - i get it, the pushing/pulling thing.

bit slow on the uptake.

candide - how was it? not so scary after all?

nice bike, btw.

not these?

(lilac breasted roller)

"I'm going to pimp the cunt off it."

lovely turn of phrase.

i'm in the lake district, playing a gig which will be fun, but i am gutted to be away.

sorry - must have been deaf or daydreaming or scared, or all three... apologies...

thanks for compliment. i love it...

(in holborn, not bayham street)

that was me yes, i went to buy some "slacks" for work, having worn the same clothes to school for the past four years. i also got one of those spanners that encases the whole nut and stops you rounding them off when tensioning. these are the things i do on my days off. i may even go to sainsbury's in cambridge heath later, just for the sheer fun of it.

what were you riding?

lpg yeah, use bare metal bars and you get a more direct feel for the handling. sacrifice comfort, but in the city it's alright.

as in, it makes your hands hurt, especially if you're running 100psi+

that's what i thought - and i agree of course.

i mean, who am i to argue, if it's good enough for the london langster, then it's good enough for anyone.

i shall now verily saunter forth and get me coat.

let's all go, bring the tools, dynamite, corrosive acid, tower crane, forklift, diamond-headed drills and sleeping bags.

it's a lovely bike - but i don't quite get why the tape appears at the bottom of the bars - the bike has a brake, suggesting it won't see much track action, and the owner's hands will not stray far from the tops. so is it purely an aesthetic decision?

it's not the only bike to "nod back to keirin/pursuit stylee":

Cajeta [quote]peejay78 you should have put some cotter pins in your fannypack.

or packed my harness, and maybe some reins...[/quote]

and a brick, to hit the horse with when the leg comes off mid-canter

i am so glad.

this post has been like an epic norse saga.

"I got a silver machine, it flies sideways through time"

you should have put some cotter pins in your fannypack.