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Theres a thread on C+ about responses - the best ( and most passive one) is to cup your ear and say "What?" a lot. Then repeat the last word of their sentence as a question - "You're a wanker!" "Wanker?"

After repeating their abuse lots they sound like a proper twat. Especially if you smile at them coz you're taking the piss.

REading the road is fine, until someone cuts you up on purpose.
Club ride, 2 abreast (behind Sandown Park) and a BMW honks, then rushes past missing me (front RHS) by a gnats cock. I lose my rag and chase him, he slows and winds his window down shouting "You should obey the rules of the road and ride single file"
I asked if he was an procreating onanist, knew if his parents were married and wanted to discuss it further, whilst comparing him to female genitalia, none of which he responded to.
After he sped off, I thought I should've filled his full leather interior with the litre of lucozade I had in my bottle.

cunt.

"My Brain is my second favourite organ"
Woody Allen

"I always knew that cunt would fuck some cunt"
Begbie (Trainspotting)

"Do chicks fart when you blast them in the ass?"
Jay(& Silent Bob) - Dogma

I thought it was for clapped out cars?
My 1980s Datsun has a fixed gear (3rd only) and single speed (dead slow)

ok - happy either way!
Slamms is good, but Todds Testcard (with a couple of tweaks) gets my vote.

I'm off to New York in July - if I could take a couple out there it would be cool!

The pedant in me thinks that the comments should be in the 'discussion' thread - isn't this for designs only?

Just noticed that I've commented on here too... :o)

Decided to be a big girl and not join in today.

Have fun - but next time make it a dry day :D

Mario
Roberto
Al
Mark
Keith
Stef
aidan
rkn
Cat
Toby
slamm
lycralovinaussiecnut
velocity boy
brett
photoben
31trum (if mum lets me)
Martin Rower7 (plus 2 mates if they're up for it)

I like the testcard - Bright is good !
The numbers on the right could be something like 46x17, 48x15, 50x15 etc. and the first 'S' along the bottom needs highlighting.
Could you get the gimp clown in the background to wear a crash hat ?!?!?

Fantastic !

I would join in, but I took the tube today, to give my legs a rest for Calshot session tomorrow.
I hate the tube - using it occasionally reminds me of why I cycle !

I might head out to Chertsey next Thurs for the 10mile TT and do it fixed, if I don't make it I'll certainly come out to conquer the High Gate.

Anyone playing this evening?
Not entirely sure of the meeting point or kickoff time either - my geography's duff.
Also riding a biggish gear, so not sure about doing it at all !