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If Johnny Depp turned up pissed in Skeleton Crew he’d look like a normal bloke amongst the relentless stereotypical “pirate” bollocks.
I think this is the first time I’ve watched a Star Wars thing and couldn’t give a toss if I saw the rest of it or not.
Sorry Disney, do better.

I believe that would all be handled by British Cycling regional teams but Lee Valley should be able to point you in the right direction if you email them

Gloucester/Warwickshire always seems nicer than Bedfordshire/Hertfordshire.
I think a lot of it depends on your dominant commuter city. Where I am in Bedfordshire isn’t far enough away from London to be that nice, but it’s also not close enough to benefit from decent amenities and people who aren’t carrot-crunching racist/sexist morons.

When he rode off, slowly into the rain and gloom we did wonder “will he be OK?” But then I reminded us that he’d cycled across continents and on the moon and under the sea. A bit of Bedfordshire traffic isn’t going to be a problem.

“Le Poisson” did indeed visit, swallowing up the kilometres (and the cakes) that lesser riders would never accomplish.
Good on you mate!

Oh that’s today isn’t it. Shit, better chuck the customers out and get the doors shut right quick

I know exactly where the tiles are. In my garage where they’ve been for two years as I still haven’t got round to doing my bathroom. DIY thread>>>>>

Nice one. I rode my bike four times in November. 2x each way commutes. FFS.

I've lost my "I'll ride in all weathers" motivation.

I suppose “HTFU” has softened the F up over the years

Are the cows still in the cowshed, then?

Oliver, I thought we had established that Hippy is yet to visit.

A good carpenter can hang a solid door with all hand tools. But that includes a plane and a set of really sharp chisels.
It’s quicker and more precise with a router for the hinges and a power plane if the door frame isn’t Bob-on.
Don’t underestimate how long it will take!

50mph winds and rain this weekend. I’d give it a swerve TBH.
And now I’m coming down with something we are bound to close (your fault of course).

You could probably make it yourself and give me break time

I don’t want to run out of food before you arrive so let me know if you want anything put aside (sausage rolls, bagels, a cake or three)

Repped

Of course

Seen whilst browsing fuckwit marketplace for furniture.

I wondered what would happen to the LLLs when all the green panelling went up.

Looks great but unfortunately we will be closed (6th to 23rd Jan) for our annual “holiday” (catching up with all the shit we never manage to do the rest of the time).
:(

Farming machinery is very highly priced and usually leased, especially in the big industrial farms.
It’s been blown out of all proportion by right wingers taking every possible shot at the government, egged on by dickheads like Clarkshit.
There are a number of initiatives set up to help British farmers which are being overlooked in the arguments and will probably make small family farms better off.

It'll never catch on

No, I do need to sell one though and probably move another to work. And if anyone has magical ideas for storage I'd be pleased to hear them.

1 in 1 out hahah.

I'm in the same boat. There are guitars taking up all of the spaces now we have emptied the spare room for renovating. No space to store them and no space to play them

Since when has that ever been a reason when it comes to guitars?

@RonAsheton did you get the tricone in the end?

It's in Belarus being used as a commuter by a bloke called Максім Goroshchenya.

4 miles each way, per shift, from his home to the Nuclear power plant and back.

Feedback from my source is that he bought it for 300 rubles from an old woman at a market in Dainovka and that "saddle is low like for pig" and "this handlebar not for a strong man".

There's probably not much point in more lives being lost in order for drip-fed bits of "information" and I've already spent 3k on carting over boxes of leather jackets and cigarettes (not via GLS) so I hope traditional means work for you, otherwise I hope you enjoy the new bikes when it gets sorted.