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i found this little gem on lafixed, made me laugh:

one for the old shit--

rollin thru the hills on my NJS thrilla
blazin thru your grandmas lil' italian villa
OH SNAp yells your pop when he sees the naga'
says he seen it on some emo kids blogg-a!
be like fuck that gramps
this shits straight from the east
rear ends so tight it be givin yo girl yeast!
forks so straight, it makes MJ corrupt!
my lugs cost the moneys
and Id never give it up
even for the honeys
my NJS shit is off the hook flyin'
thats why your pista bitch ass is always cryin'!

and one for the new--

spinnin the hed three
like mad. fucking. crazyyy.
my concept is so bling
chicks all over my ding
hipsters yell DAMN that shits tacky!
but oh lawdy how I skid wacky
right down ol 6th street
one leg in the air
blowin tires is oh such a treat
all the rich girls stare
going wtf is this hack
with his tight pants and AYO! hat
he wont stop till hes gott'em in the sack!
front wheels so tech
NASA be ringin me up
askin for big ass check
tell em to shut the fuck up!
without my hed3 spinnin'
my bike is a fuckin' wreck!
thats why I'll always be winnin.

it's a shit hole inside though!

but i think they do proper beer

Hi, another tootin based rider, but possibly the only one on here without a fixed gear bike. (Hurry up Condor build my bike!) been into mtb's for a couple of years mostly on a ss, riding fixed seems like a natural proggession