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With my Australian hat on, please don’t sack him until at least 3 games into the next Ashes

Especially given the foot doesn’t seem to have been behind the line.

That’s a gift.

The shed world seems to really go in for macho-camp names.

What better way to enjoy the bottom of your garden?

230-250 will be a good total on this

Only realised just now Aamer Jamal is in this XI, just been spectating for 55 overs

0/50 into 6/120
Smith and Atkinson making a solid attempt at the recovery effort
Absolute minefield of a pitch

I dealt with someone who would, with a straight face, “socialise artefacts”

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In the spirit of this thread, wind down a window or two and the car wash will start working

Bertuci (spelling?) worth a look too
Only do field watches

Windows media player does it

Zillions of other bits of software too
Assume there will be an equivalent on Mac

Have a google around.

The only workwear endorsed by James Ingram .

No. Bat one short, and you get a sub fielder.

(Maybe for concussions now…?)

Genuine LOL

I feel like there’s probably a context clue there with the AI thing ?

Normally the numbers from any proper brand (ie, not Ali Express) are pretty trustworthy.
200m is normally considered “proper” diver, there’s lots around. Will cope with whatever diving or swimming you’re going to do (so, probably, will 50 or 100m but you won’t get a screw down crown)

300m is up into the level of professional deep diving. They’re really a tool more than a watch.

A lot going unsaid about England’s attack and fielding and general tactical cluelessness. Plan A is fine but sometimes you actually have to give some credit and respect to the opposition, no?

(Unless you’re getting constant smoke blown up your arse for losing a lot of winnable games of course, in which case why change?)

England should sign McCullum up for another 5 years IMO. Going beautifully.

Why 300m specifically?

There’s about a hundred more 200m models on the market than 300m.

Frozen haggises, surely

Well I have now (30 odd pages of…)

i am tempted to go up and hammer sausages in the lawn.

There probably is some context I’m missing here, but honestly I don’t wanna know.
You hammer that frozen sausage. Hammer it good.

It’s a little known fact that solar panels are made from the balls of pure monogamous god fearin’ family men.

Looking for a screw

Ooh matron

This joint needs a “ooohh matron” thread

Probably easier to just leave that one in the workshop TBH.

(I would try soaking in a strong mix of clothes detergent, buuut might not work).